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mormegil · 08-30-2006, 07:15 AM

Legolas: Gandalf, from where did you get that miners head light?

Gandalf: Oh, ummm...Gimli gave it to me.

Gimli: I DID NOT! I've never seen such a thing before.

Gandalf: Fine I wanted to be like Eärendil and I thought this was the best way...there are you satisfied!?!

Kitanna · 08-30-2006, 07:27 AM

Ian McKellen tries his Magneto trick from X2 to jump across the bridge.

or

An angry mob chases Gandalf from their village after he makes some bad fireworks.

Holbytlass · 08-30-2006, 07:50 AM

Legolas to Gandalf: Since you're going to fall down the next chasm, I ought to just let you go now. Saves me back from all that pain in catching you.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 08-30-2006, 08:42 AM

Gandalf got his head helplessly stuck in the rock when he jumped the chasm

The Only Real Estel · 08-30-2006, 09:35 AM

Gandalf was the only one that took his own advice to "fly" literally.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-30-2006, 09:40 AM

Gandalf: Here I go! ... *Pauses in mid-air* Wait... did I leave the iron on? No... No I defiantly turned it off. Now... did I lock the door?

OR

Legolas: Come on, Gandalf. Get down from there!

Gandalf: No! Not until you apologise!

Lalwendë · 08-30-2006, 09:47 AM

Gandalf: "Damn those Dwarven cowboy builders!"

OR

Boromir: "Why the hell do old folk always have to stop and stand right at the bottom of the escalator when there's a crowd piling up behind them?!"

08-30-2006, 07:15 AM	#1
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Legolas: Gandalf, from where did you get that miners head light? Gandalf: Oh, ummm...Gimli gave it to me. Gimli: I DID NOT! I've never seen such a thing before. Gandalf: Fine I wanted to be like Eärendil and I thought this was the best way...there are you satisfied!?! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-30-2006, 07:27 AM	#2
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Ian McKellen tries his Magneto trick from X2 to jump across the bridge. or An angry mob chases Gandalf from their village after he makes some bad fireworks. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-30-2006, 07:50 AM	#3
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Legolas to Gandalf: Since you're going to fall down the next chasm, I ought to just let you go now. Saves me back from all that pain in catching you. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

08-30-2006, 09:40 AM	#6
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: Here I go! ... Pauses in mid-air Wait... did I leave the iron on? No... No I defiantly turned it off. Now... did I lock the door? OR Legolas: Come on, Gandalf. Get down from there! Gandalf: No! Not until you apologise! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-30-2006, 09:47 AM	#7
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gandalf: "Damn those Dwarven cowboy builders!" OR Boromir: "Why the hell do old folk always have to stop and stand right at the bottom of the escalator when there's a crowd piling up behind them?!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-30-2006, 09:35 AM	#5
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gandalf was the only one that took his own advice to "fly" literally.