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Glirdan · 08-25-2006, 09:58 AM

Viggo stares ahead at the uncloaking Ian in horror while Elijah signs a one year contract to pose for "Life Sized Hobbit Salt and Pepper Shakers Weekly".

Man: Sign here, here, here and here.

Elijah: Okay. Hey, Viggo? Does this sound good to you? Viggo?

Viggo:

Rikae · 08-25-2006, 10:57 AM

Viggo: Um...no, Pete, I don't think the sunglasses make Frodo look more macho.
Elijah (to himself): Smells like PJ's been "testing" the pipeweed again.
PJ: Last time I checked, Peter Jackson, not Viggo Mortensen, was director of LOTR!

Lalwendë · 08-25-2006, 11:01 AM

Elijah and Viggo made a big mistake by turning up to the Premiere Party dressed in character.

Bouncer: "Yeah, yeah, heard it all before. Fan geeks dressed as characters. Tch. We've had loads of 'em, mate. Get yourselves back to the Line Party lads."

Mithalwen · 08-25-2006, 11:19 AM

Confusion reigns when due to Hugo Weaving's schedule the Matrix and LOTR trilogies are filmed in tandem......

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-25-2006, 11:28 AM

Guy: Money for the blind.

Frodo: erm... okay.

Guy: Hmm... I was going for the roller blind... so, I'll need a little more.

Aragorn: -_-

Rikae · 08-25-2006, 01:13 PM

I couldn't resist:

Gollum: P*** off, Serkisss, she's looking at ME!
Andy: She's insane ... just keep smiling and back away slowly...

-or-

Gollum before and after his body wrap treatment.

narfforc · 08-26-2006, 02:53 AM

Gollum: We would'nt be in this mess if you had'nt lost the Precious.

Smeagol: I was'nt wearing at the time, you was.

Gollum: Was'nt.

Smeagol: Was.

Gollum: Wasss not!

Smeagol: You was Preciouss

Gollum: If you don't shut up I'm going to throttle you

Smeagol: Do it and put us both out of this misery.

Gollum: Won't.

Smeagol: Will.

Gollum: Will.

Smeagol: Won't.

Gollum: Who the hell are you anyway?

Evisse the Blue · 08-26-2006, 09:43 AM

Gollum: Aha, finally! There he is!
Andy: Oh, no! I knew this undersea diving was a bad idea!
Gollum: But that shark ate my Precious!
Andy: I'm not sticking around for the end of this...

The Only Real Estel · 08-25-2006, 12:30 PM

Aragorn (thinking): Boromir dressed for the bitter cold with that earband and that massive down coat...Frodo dressed for the sun with those wicked cool shades...I dressed for neither. I should've listened to Arwen, grr...

Rune Son of Bjarne · 08-25-2006, 01:05 PM

It was clear to Viggo that PJ and Elijah had been partying pretty hard the previous evening. . .

Elijah: Why does snow has to be so white ?

PJ: I don't know, but don't you think this headband makes me look like John Mcenroe?

or

Aragorn and Frodo was very suprised to meet a North Face wearing Jeti, in the Misty Mountains.

08-25-2006, 09:58 AM	#1
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Viggo stares ahead at the uncloaking Ian in horror while Elijah signs a one year contract to pose for "Life Sized Hobbit Salt and Pepper Shakers Weekly". Man: Sign here, here, here and here. Elijah: Okay. Hey, Viggo? Does this sound good to you? Viggo? Viggo: __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-25-2006, 10:57 AM	#2
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Viggo: Um...no, Pete, I don't think the sunglasses make Frodo look more macho. Elijah (to himself): Smells like PJ's been "testing" the pipeweed again. PJ: Last time I checked, Peter Jackson, not Viggo Mortensen, was director of LOTR! Last edited by Rikae; 08-25-2006 at 11:15 AM.

08-25-2006, 11:01 AM	#3
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Elijah and Viggo made a big mistake by turning up to the Premiere Party dressed in character. Bouncer: "Yeah, yeah, heard it all before. Fan geeks dressed as characters. Tch. We've had loads of 'em, mate. Get yourselves back to the Line Party lads." __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-25-2006, 11:19 AM	#4
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Hobbits ARE a virus Mr Baggins Confusion reigns when due to Hugo Weaving's schedule the Matrix and LOTR trilogies are filmed in tandem...... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

08-25-2006, 11:28 AM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Guy: Money for the blind. Frodo: erm... okay. Guy: Hmm... I was going for the roller blind... so, I'll need a little more. Aragorn: -_- __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-25-2006, 01:13 PM	#6
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	I couldn't resist: Gollum: P*** off, Serkisss, she's looking at ME! Andy: She's insane ... just keep smiling and back away slowly... -or- Gollum before and after his body wrap treatment.

08-26-2006, 02:53 AM	#7
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Gollum: We would'nt be in this mess if you had'nt lost the Precious. Smeagol: I was'nt wearing at the time, you was. Gollum: Was'nt. Smeagol: Was. Gollum: Wasss not! Smeagol: You was Preciouss Gollum: If you don't shut up I'm going to throttle you Smeagol: Do it and put us both out of this misery. Gollum: Won't. Smeagol: Will. Gollum: Will. Smeagol: Won't. Gollum: Who the hell are you anyway? __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. Last edited by narfforc; 08-28-2006 at 04:51 AM.

08-26-2006, 09:43 AM	#8
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	Gollum: Aha, finally! There he is! Andy: Oh, no! I knew this undersea diving was a bad idea! Gollum: But that shark ate my Precious! Andy: I'm not sticking around for the end of this... __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

08-25-2006, 12:30 PM	#9
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Aragorn (thinking): Boromir dressed for the bitter cold with that earband and that massive down coat...Frodo dressed for the sun with those wicked cool shades...I dressed for neither. I should've listened to Arwen, grr...