What do you "assign" to the Shire?

[Oddwen]

Originally Posted by Child

If you'd like, I'll help you drag several cases of Vernor's into the Shire. I grew up with the stuff and it is more difficult to come by in the area that I live in.

I know...only something like one in three stores have it around here...


And uh, I'll assign large moving trucks filled with ginger beer/ale and green apple soda, and ginormous refrigeration units to the Shire, too.

Ooh, and large freezers too. Those come in really handy.

STEAK. (Sorry to all you herbivores, I love my steak.)

There is nothing quite like a lightly steamed, succulent, barely translucent floret of broccoli.

Throw in salted in-shell sunflower seeds, why don'tcha. There's nothing quite like half your face being numb from excessive salt intake.