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Old 08-15-2006, 05:06 AM   #1
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Q: How old was the Old Forest?
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Q: What did Merry use to clean his ears with?
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Old 08-16-2006, 12:19 AM   #2
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Q: Why are Hobbits afraid of water?
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Old 08-16-2006, 07:48 AM   #3
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They dissolve (same reason why movie Aragorn doesn't ever take a bath)

Q: Would it be possible for Eru to make a popsicle so big that not even a hobbit could finish it?
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Q: Would it be possible for Eru to make a popsicle so big that not even a hobbit could finish it?
A: Theoretically, yes. But it would take so much energy that he'd have to destroy half of Arda. And you wouldn't want that would you?

Q: Why was did Gollum... erm.. gollum?
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Old 08-17-2006, 06:18 AM   #5
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Q: Why was did Gollum... erm.. gollum?
A: He took too many Giggle Calming Pills.

Q: What was Gandalf's pointy hat made of?
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Old 08-17-2006, 06:24 AM   #6
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Q: Why did Denethor make his own pyre?
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A: Because he wanted to be the hottest steward ever.


Q: Why did Faramir let Frodo go?
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