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08-05-2006, 01:21 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
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Q: Why is Radagaast called the Brown??
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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08-05-2006, 01:53 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
Posts: 2,254
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Q: Why does the Enchanted Stream in Mirkwood make people fall asleep?
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08-05-2006, 02:34 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment.
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Dr. Farael says...
It's not actually the stream itself, but so it happens that the river is a gathering point for Tse-Tse flies... which are known vectors of the Sleeping Sickness.
Q: Howcome the dwarves are known for being polite and yet when they are at Bilbo's house doing the dishes they sing a song about breaking all of them?
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08-05-2006, 09:18 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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Q: How come the dwarves are known for being polite and yet when they are at Bilbo's house doing the dishes they sing a song about breaking all of them?
A: Because Dwarves don't like burglars. Q: Why was Thorin Oakenshield always so long-winded?
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08-06-2006, 02:15 PM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
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Q: Why was Thorin Oakenshield always so long-winded?
A: Because if he were short-winded he'd never win any arguments. Q: Why did Beorn change into a bear and not a fluffy bunny?
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08-07-2006, 01:14 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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Q: Why did Tolkien write the Hobbit?
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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08-07-2006, 02:32 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
Posts: 2,254
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Q: Why didn't Tolkien draw anything to the east of Mordor and the Sea of Rhun?
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I ♣ baby seals. Last edited by Meneltarmacil; 08-07-2006 at 02:33 PM. Reason: adding Q and A |
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