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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Q: Why did Frodo leave Middle-earth?
A: Because he had a gig waiting for him in the Lonely Isle. Q: Why does the Ring make people invisible?
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Q: Why is the Witch-King so called?
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Q: While were the Easterlings evil?
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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Energetic Essence
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A: Because nobody changed their diapers when they were young. Q: Why did the Balrog attack the Fellowship in Moria?
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
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Q: Why did the Balrog attack the Fellowship in Moria?
A: Because Gandalf once left him alone in a diner to pay the bill. Q: How come Tom Bombadil didn't take the Ring from Frodo?
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"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain |
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Q: Why didn't Tom Bombadil take the Ring from Frodo?
A: Because, unlike anyone else in ME he had a better looking piece of clothing, that blue cloak! (Oh the silky softness, <sighs happily>) Q: How come Galadriel's a blonde and Arwen's got black hair? |
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Energetic Essence
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Q: Why did Thingol stay behind instead of going off to Valinor?
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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