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Old 07-29-2006, 11:58 PM   #1
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Q: Why did Frodo leave Middle-earth?

A: Because he had a gig waiting for him in the Lonely Isle.

Q: Why does the Ring make people invisible?
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Old 07-30-2006, 05:00 PM   #2
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Q: Why does the Ring make people invisible?
A: It actually makes people's clothes go invisible, but because the body is touching the clothes, that goes invisible also.

Q: Why is the Witch-King so called?
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Old 07-30-2006, 05:56 PM   #3
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Q: Why is the Witch-King so called?
A: Because he hanged with the wrong crowd during Grade School just to be cool


Q: While were the Easterlings evil?
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Old 07-30-2006, 08:52 PM   #4
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Q: While were the Easterlings evil?
I assume you mean "Why..." instead of "While..."

A: Because nobody changed their diapers when they were young.


Q: Why did the Balrog attack the Fellowship in Moria?
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Old 07-30-2006, 09:58 PM   #5
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Q: Why did the Balrog attack the Fellowship in Moria?
A: Because Gandalf once left him alone in a diner to pay the bill.

Q: How come Tom Bombadil didn't take the Ring from Frodo?
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Old 08-01-2006, 12:53 AM   #6
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Q: Why didn't Tom Bombadil take the Ring from Frodo?

A: Because, unlike anyone else in ME he had a better looking piece of clothing, that blue cloak! (Oh the silky softness, <sighs happily>)

Q: How come Galadriel's a blonde and Arwen's got black hair?
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Old 08-01-2006, 08:10 AM   #7
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Q: How come Galadriel's a blonde and Arwen's got black hair?
A: Because Galadriel had an affair.


Q: Why did Thingol stay behind instead of going off to Valinor?
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