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Old 07-28-2006, 05:24 PM   #1
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Q: Who is Eru?

A: No one, the name is a shortening of the popular cry "'Ere, you!"


Q: How old is Gandalf?
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Old 07-28-2006, 06:25 PM   #2
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Q: How old is Gandalf?

A: Not as old as Saruman.

Q: How did the good guys win the battle of the Pellenor Fields in spite of being vastly outnumbered?
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Old 07-28-2006, 06:32 PM   #3
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Q: How did the good guys win the battle of the Pellenor Fields in spite of being vastly outnumbered?
A: They invented guns just in time.

Q: Why did the Sacksville-Baggins hate Bilbo so much?
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Old 07-28-2006, 06:38 PM   #4
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Q: Why did the Sacksville-Baggins hate Bilbo so much?
A: Because he stole their last rusty spoon. They likes rusty spoons.


Q: Why is Wormtongue named so?
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Old 07-28-2006, 07:10 PM   #5
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A: Ummmm because Bob wouldn't have been that great for such a slithering freak like him.

Q: Did Balrogs ever get heartburn?
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Old 07-28-2006, 08:08 PM   #6
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Q: Did Balrogs ever get heartburn?

A: No, they always took their Tums.

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Old 07-28-2006, 10:34 PM   #7
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Q: Why is Denethor so grumpy?
A: Because they don't make hula skirts in his size.

Q: How come Radagast was called Radagast the Brown and not Radagast the Maroon?
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Old 07-28-2006, 10:35 PM   #8
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A: Because Valium hasn't been invented then yet.

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