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Boromir88 · 07-28-2006, 12:42 PM

Q: Why did Morgoth go bad?

A: Because Eru gave Manwe a super cool GI Joe action figure, and all Morgoth got was a sissy pink bunny rabbit. And to prove his manliness he went into rebellion.

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Q: How do you get an Oliphaunt into a Hobbit Hole?

A: You cross breed it with a chinchilla which makes a miniature oliphaunt-chinchilla hybrid and a very cute pet.

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Q: Why did Sauron take the form of an Eye?

07-28-2006, 12:42 PM	#19
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Q: Why did Morgoth go bad? A: Because Eru gave Manwe a super cool GI Joe action figure, and all Morgoth got was a sissy pink bunny rabbit. And to prove his manliness he went into rebellion. EDIT: Q: How do you get an Oliphaunt into a Hobbit Hole? A: You cross breed it with a chinchilla which makes a miniature oliphaunt-chinchilla hybrid and a very cute pet. ______________ Q: Why did Sauron take the form of an Eye? __________________ Fenris Penguin Last edited by Boromir88; 07-28-2006 at 12:47 PM.