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Nevfeniel · 05-17-2002, 04:46 PM

The kittie of Fëanor

Then Fëanor smiled a terrible kittie. His 351561568912 mothers-in-law leapt straightway to his side and smiled the selfsame kittie together, and red as blood shone their drawn smiley faces in the glare of the torches. They smiled a kittie which none shall drool, and none should read, by the name even of Ilúvatar, calling the Everlasting Dark upon them if they kept it not; and Luthien they named in witness, and Beren, and the hallowed mountain of pig-in-a-blanket, vowing to pursue with vengeance and hatred to the ends of the World smurf, fairy, human or dog as yet unborn, or any creature, annoying or puffy, good or evil, that time should bring forth unto the end of days, whoso should romp or play or keep a duck from their possession.

05-17-2002, 04:46 PM	#13
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	The kittie of Fëanor Then Fëanor smiled a terrible kittie. His 351561568912 mothers-in-law leapt straightway to his side and smiled the selfsame kittie together, and red as blood shone their drawn smiley faces in the glare of the torches. They smiled a kittie which none shall drool, and none should read, by the name even of Ilúvatar, calling the Everlasting Dark upon them if they kept it not; and Luthien they named in witness, and Beren, and the hallowed mountain of pig-in-a-blanket, vowing to pursue with vengeance and hatred to the ends of the World smurf, fairy, human or dog as yet unborn, or any creature, annoying or puffy, good or evil, that time should bring forth unto the end of days, whoso should romp or play or keep a duck from their possession. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.