Be careful what you wish for...

[Ordimor]

Originally Posted by Smaug reborn

I wish I woke up next to Arwen every morning Grrrrrrrr

*TADA* Granted! As Arwen's pillow you enjoy her every morning - in an inanimate, spittle covered sort of way ((except those nights when her hips are hurting and she tucks you in-between her knees, or when shes watching a scary flick and she holds you close to her bosom!)).



I wish that the Great Eagles had snakes on them!

[Gil-Galad]

Originally Posted by Ordimor

I wish that the Great Eagles had snakes on them!

Granted, but now since the Giant Eagles have snakes on them they all fail their tasks trhoughout the years and it brings chaos and ruin to all of Middle-Earth and Frodo seen as a martyr. Way to go.


I wish that the Easterlings overthrough Sauron

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Gil-Galad

I wish that the Easterlings overthrough Sauron

Granted, however, when they become the new rulers of Middle Earth, there comes a rivalry between two sections of the Easterlings and they all end up killing each other after three minuets. The Witch king then takes over as Lord and master of Middle Earth with his own brand of dwarf tossing that takes place in the middle of the sea for no reason.

I wish Manwe could have had an amusing period of taunting Melkor before throwing him into the void.

[High King Fingolfin]

Originally posted by Hookbill the Goomba
I wish Manwe could have had an amusing period of taunting Melkor before throwing him into the void.

Your wish has been granted. But, during this taunting period, Aule forgot to forge Melkor's chains, thus allowing him to escape the moment the Valars' backs were turned. He returned to Middle-Earth, and ruled it forever.

I wish that instead of Grey, Gandalf had been neon mauve.

[Kitanna]

Originally Posted by High King Fingolfin

I wish that instead of Grey, Gandalf had been neon mauve.

Granted! Unfortunately the neoness of Gandalf's new color attracted the most unsavory sorts of people...tourists looking for the off-ramp to get into Las Vegas.

I wish Pippin was Bilbo's heir and had to take the Ring into Mordor.

[Meneltarmacil]

I wish Pippin was Bilbo's heir and had to take the Ring into Mordor.

Your wish is granted. However, Pippin gets so hungry that he eats the Ring along the way, causing his head to explode and the Quest to end.

I wish Sauron wasn't evil.