Duel of Doom! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Kuruharan · 07-21-2006, 07:26 AM

Gandalf: I am the politically incorrect activist who stages a massive protest outside the police station, causing the chief to hyperventilate and faint from embarrassment.

Meneltarmacil · 07-21-2006, 11:16 AM

SARUMAN: I am the Tyrannosaurus rex that eats all the protesters.

High King Fingolfin · 07-21-2006, 11:55 AM

Gandalf: I am the paleontoligist that points out that T-Rexes are extinct.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-21-2006, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by High King Fingolfin

Gandalf: I am the paleontoligist that points out that T-Rexes are extinct.

Saruman: I am the stone wall that falls on the palaeontologist randomly.

Glirdan · 07-21-2006, 11:58 AM

Gandalf: I am the laws of physics that were turned upside down. Therefore, the stone fell upwards, as did every other thing that was not bolted to the ground, including the paleontologist.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-21-2006, 12:00 PM

Saruman: I am Eru who puts such laws back to how they should be

High King Fingolfin · 07-21-2006, 12:21 PM

Gandalf: I am the nap that Eru was actually taking at the time, which prevented him from correcting the laws of physics.

07-21-2006, 07:26 AM	#1
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	Gandalf: I am the politically incorrect activist who stages a massive protest outside the police station, causing the chief to hyperventilate and faint from embarrassment. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

07-21-2006, 11:16 AM	#2
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	SARUMAN: I am the Tyrannosaurus rex that eats all the protesters. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-21-2006, 11:55 AM	#3
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: I am the paleontoligist that points out that T-Rexes are extinct. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

07-21-2006, 11:58 AM	#5
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf: I am the laws of physics that were turned upside down. Therefore, the stone fell upwards, as did every other thing that was not bolted to the ground, including the paleontologist. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-21-2006, 12:00 PM	#6
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am Eru who puts such laws back to how they should be __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-21-2006, 12:21 PM	#7
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: I am the nap that Eru was actually taking at the time, which prevented him from correcting the laws of physics. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx