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07-18-2006, 02:20 PM | #361 | |
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Gandalf: I am the fire that kindles the tree's beard
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07-18-2006, 06:34 PM | #362 |
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Saruman: I am the loyal Halfling that throws itself onto the fire to smother it.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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07-18-2006, 07:00 PM | #363 |
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Gandalf: I am that same Hobbit, who bursts into flames which spread and only exacerbates the problem.
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07-18-2006, 07:46 PM | #364 |
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Saruman: I am the thunderstorm that extinguishes Pippin! (When did I get in the tree saving business?)
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07-19-2006, 02:25 AM | #365 |
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Gandalf: I am the lightning that strikes the Hobbit.
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07-19-2006, 06:32 AM | #366 |
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Saruman: I am the foolish tall elf in a spikéd helmet, that stood beside the Hobbit and got struck instead.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door |
07-19-2006, 11:53 AM | #367 |
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Gandalf: I am a fire extinguisher!
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
07-19-2006, 05:21 PM | #368 |
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Saruman: I am the lack of pressure in the fire extinguisher which causes it not to spew the foam.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
07-19-2006, 06:55 PM | #369 |
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Gandalf: I am Helm Hammerhand, who squeezes the extinguisher to increase the pressure.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door |
07-19-2006, 07:23 PM | #370 |
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Saruman: I am the pressure in the extinguisher which makes the extinguisher explode.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-19-2006, 08:16 PM | #371 |
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GANDALF: I am a giant evil cow of doom! Moooooooo!
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07-19-2006, 08:19 PM | #372 |
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Saruman: I am the milkmaid who is late to the milking, thus driving the poor overfull cow to frantically dashing about Middle-Earth in mindless distraction. Moo.
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07-19-2006, 09:20 PM | #373 |
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Gandalf: I am the Eye of Sauron who sees the rampaging cow and turns it into a nice, sizzling steak. Sizzle!
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-20-2006, 03:24 AM | #374 |
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Saruman: I am the random giant mirror that reflects the heat back at Sauron! Sizzle!
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07-20-2006, 08:03 AM | #375 |
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GANDALF: I am the hammer that breaks the mirror!
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07-20-2006, 09:16 AM | #376 |
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Saruman: I am the inferno that melts the hammer's head.
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07-20-2006, 09:16 AM | #377 |
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Gandalf: I am the blizzard that puts the inferno out.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-20-2006, 09:41 AM | #378 |
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Saruman: I am the freak weather patterns that cause the blizzard not to occur.
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07-20-2006, 08:24 PM | #379 |
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Gandalf: I am the freak weather patterns that cause the blizzard.
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07-21-2006, 03:37 AM | #380 |
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Saruman: I am the politically correct police who object to the term 'freak'.
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07-21-2006, 07:26 AM | #381 |
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Gandalf: I am the politically incorrect activist who stages a massive protest outside the police station, causing the chief to hyperventilate and faint from embarrassment.
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
07-21-2006, 11:16 AM | #382 |
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SARUMAN: I am the Tyrannosaurus rex that eats all the protesters.
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07-21-2006, 11:55 AM | #383 |
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Gandalf: I am the paleontoligist that points out that T-Rexes are extinct.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
07-21-2006, 11:56 AM | #384 | |
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07-21-2006, 11:58 AM | #385 |
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Gandalf: I am the laws of physics that were turned upside down. Therefore, the stone fell upwards, as did every other thing that was not bolted to the ground, including the paleontologist.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-21-2006, 12:00 PM | #386 |
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Saruman: I am Eru who puts such laws back to how they should be
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07-21-2006, 12:21 PM | #387 |
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Gandalf: I am the nap that Eru was actually taking at the time, which prevented him from correcting the laws of physics.
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07-21-2006, 12:46 PM | #388 |
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Saruman: I am the fact that Eru doesn't need naps.
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
07-21-2006, 01:03 PM | #389 |
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Gandalf: I am the sleeping drug that was perscribed to Eru because he couldn't sleep.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-21-2006, 02:14 PM | #390 |
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SARUMAN: I am the excessive amount of coffee that counteracts the sleeping drug.
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07-21-2006, 03:02 PM | #391 |
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Gandalf: I am the wasps that infest the coffee, preventing anyone from using it.
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07-21-2006, 08:58 PM | #392 |
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Saruman: I am the exterminator that comes and kills the wasps.
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07-21-2006, 09:05 PM | #393 |
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Gandalf: I am the convieniently placed tacks on the road which puncture the tires.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-21-2006, 09:22 PM | #394 |
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SARUMAN: I am some random guy named Bob who got his tires ripped by the tacks first and alerted the exterminator to their presence.
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07-21-2006, 09:36 PM | #395 |
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Gandalf: I am the random person that randomly puts down more tacks.
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07-21-2006, 10:07 PM | #396 |
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Saruman: I am the street-sweeper who sweeps the tacks to the roadside.
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07-21-2006, 10:52 PM | #397 |
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Gandalf: I am the double-sided tacks, one side tacked to the ground, which the street sweeper finds impossible to dislodge.
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07-22-2006, 12:23 AM | #398 |
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Saruman: I am the bridge he builds over the tacks.
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07-22-2006, 07:42 AM | #399 |
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Gandalf: I am the troubled waters that wash the bridge away.
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff. |
07-22-2006, 07:45 AM | #400 |
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Saruman: I am the friend who lays me down like a bridge over the troubled water.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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