What do you assign to Mordor?

[Orominuialwen]

Originally Posted by The Saucepan Man

The increased prevalence of insects and arachnids, all keen to gain entry through the windows left open due to the incredibly hot weather (especially at night, when the lights are on inside ... ).

Do you not have screen? I remember there being none when I went to England several years ago, but I wasn't sure if that was just a peculiarity of the house I was staying in or if it was a common occurance in the country.

I assign mosquitoes and whatever biting insects have been conspiring to devour me while I'm here in Florida. I'm tired of itching!

And getting saltwater up my nose while swimming in the Gulf can go to Mordor too. I used to think there was nothing worse to get up your nose than lake water (wait, I take that back, when I inhaled a piece of bratwurst due to laughing while eating, that was way worse than lake water), but I was wrong.