Duel of Doom! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Gurthang · 07-16-2006, 10:48 PM

Gandalf: I am a bumbling surgeon who doesn't know the difference between a liposuction and a C-section.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-17-2006, 04:02 AM

Saruman: I am the blind ignorance that makes him go on with it anyway and get it right.

Oddwen · 07-17-2006, 06:28 AM

Gandalf: I am the child that was delivered by liposuction.

Glirdan · 07-17-2006, 08:51 AM

Saruman: I am the child that was deformed because of the liposuction.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-17-2006, 08:54 AM

Gandalf: I am the law suet that follows, leaving the child with enough funds to pay for plastic surgery.

The Elf-warrior · 07-17-2006, 09:43 PM

Saruman: I am the studies that say meat fat is bad for you!

Gurthang · 07-18-2006, 11:03 AM

Gandalf: I am the large corporate meat producers that sue the people making the studies.
(Okay, seriously, there are way too many law suits in this thread.)

07-16-2006, 10:48 PM	#1
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: I am a bumbling surgeon who doesn't know the difference between a liposuction and a C-section. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-17-2006, 04:02 AM	#2
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the blind ignorance that makes him go on with it anyway and get it right. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-17-2006, 06:28 AM	#3
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Gandalf: I am the child that was delivered by liposuction. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-17-2006, 08:51 AM	#4
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Saruman: I am the child that was deformed because of the liposuction. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-17-2006, 08:54 AM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the law suet that follows, leaving the child with enough funds to pay for plastic surgery. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-17-2006, 09:43 PM	#6
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the studies that say meat fat is bad for you! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-18-2006, 11:03 AM	#7
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: I am the large corporate meat producers that sue the people making the studies. (Okay, seriously, there are way too many law suits in this thread.) __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.