Be careful what you wish for...

[Kitanna]

Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

I wish that the Lord of the Rings had the Marx Brothers in it.

Granted! But since the Marx brothers joined up other icons of there time decide to be in LOTR, including, but not limited to Charlie Chaplin and Abbott and Costello. Thus turning the world of Middle-Earth into a 1920's free for all.

I wish Bill the Pony was able to go through the Mines of Moria.

[Farael]

Originally Posted by Kitanna

I wish Bill the Pony was able to go through the Mines of Moria.

And so he was, sneaking in while all the members of the fellowship were rather distracted by that nasssty monster on the lake, Bill went into the mines of Moria and hid there for a spell. Now, there was a secret, evil power in the mines, now known as a Balrog of Morgoth and as a practical joke he decided to make such a human-like pony as human as he'd get... although he was still gray, slimy and rather primitive. Know who I'm talking about, right?

Because... *misterious, almost scary voice* Smeagol had passed a way a long time ago, after loosing his ring.

I wish Ted Sandyman had been a part of the fellowship

[mark12_30]

Originally Posted by Farael

I wish Ted Sandyman had been a part of the fellowship

He was! And due to his constant arguing with Sam that either there was no such thing as elves, or, that they were all a bunch of arrogant fakes, he convinced everyone in he Fellowship.

Gandalf, in the Halls of Mandos, decided that coming back from Elfland would be too embarassing, so he stayed there and there was no Gandalf the White.

Gimli became disillusioned and grumbled about his lousy three strands of hair, and tossed them halfway across the Plains of Rohan.

When he became King, Aragorn sent Arwen a "Dear Jane" letter and told her that she could keep her arrogant elvish fakery, he was marrying a nice Rohirric girl.

By the end of the quest, Legolas son of Thranduil had changed his name, given up archery, stopped singing, turned in his elvish clothes for mannish clothes, unbraided his hair and rubbed dirt in it to give it a mannish look, and developed several psychotic twitches.

And although Gollum still bit off Frodo's finger and destroyed the Ring, Frodo refused passage to Valinor and instead moved into the Lockholes, constantly muttering and yelling at passersby.

I wish more of Legolas' kin had been involved in the quest.

Originally Posted by mark12_30

I wish more of Legolas' kin had been involved in the quest.

Granted, they were! Unfortunately due to their constant besting of Legolas in both the arrow shooting and cool mounting/surfing of random animals stakes, Legolas threw a benny (returned to his trailer on the edge of Mirkwood), refused point blank to take any further part in the fellowship and hence wasn't available to take part in any of the following battles.... which resulted in the death of several of the key characters (Gandalf got run over by an Uruk-hai wagon for gawd sake!) and the falling of middle earth to Sauron.....

I wish I woke up next to Arwen every morning Grrrrrrrr

[Ordimor]

Originally Posted by Smaug reborn

I wish I woke up next to Arwen every morning Grrrrrrrr

*TADA* Granted! As Arwen's pillow you enjoy her every morning - in an inanimate, spittle covered sort of way ((except those nights when her hips are hurting and she tucks you in-between her knees, or when shes watching a scary flick and she holds you close to her bosom!)).



I wish that the Great Eagles had snakes on them!

[Gil-Galad]

Originally Posted by Ordimor

I wish that the Great Eagles had snakes on them!

Granted, but now since the Giant Eagles have snakes on them they all fail their tasks trhoughout the years and it brings chaos and ruin to all of Middle-Earth and Frodo seen as a martyr. Way to go.


I wish that the Easterlings overthrough Sauron

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Gil-Galad

I wish that the Easterlings overthrough Sauron

Granted, however, when they become the new rulers of Middle Earth, there comes a rivalry between two sections of the Easterlings and they all end up killing each other after three minuets. The Witch king then takes over as Lord and master of Middle Earth with his own brand of dwarf tossing that takes place in the middle of the sea for no reason.

I wish Manwe could have had an amusing period of taunting Melkor before throwing him into the void.