Crazy Captions - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

narfforc · 07-04-2006, 05:05 AM

Troll: Ere what are you?

Bilbo: I'm supposed to be a hobbit, however by the look of you the artist does'nt seem to have read the books

The Only Real Estel · 07-04-2006, 09:24 AM

Doctor: "Here's the newborn sir!"

William: "What? He doesn't look at all like me! ETHEL!!! Is there something you need to tell me!?"

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 07-04-2006, 12:58 PM

A sharp temper wasn't the only feature that made hobbits stay out of Aunt Lobelia's way...

Formendacil · 07-04-2006, 01:05 PM

TROLL: "And since when do Hobbits wear socks? And tattered socks, at that?"

BILBO: "Um... since about the same time that Trolls started looking like hornéd toads?"

Holbytlass · 07-05-2006, 04:30 AM

A Middle-Earth "pick me up".

mormegil · 07-05-2006, 06:49 AM

It was particularly dangerous to travel through the Misty Mountains as there were the wandering bands of wedgie orcs.

Orc: AHA! Got you! WEDGIE!!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-05-2006, 01:47 PM

This be my...

1000th Crazy Captions Post!
*****

Anyway...

Troll: Let's see... "Best before 145 II age"

OR

Troll: a package for a Mr. "Neckromancer-who-is-defiantly-not-the-Dark-Lord-Sauron-looking-for-his-lost-ring-of-power-with-which-he-could-take-over-the-world."

OR yet!

Troll: Hmmm... I'd say about 14 ounces. That'll be 59 pounds mate.

07-04-2006, 05:05 AM	#1
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	A Blurri-hobbit Troll: Ere what are you? Bilbo: I'm supposed to be a hobbit, however by the look of you the artist does'nt seem to have read the books __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-04-2006, 09:24 AM	#2
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Desperate Trollwives??? Doctor: "Here's the newborn sir!" William: "What? He doesn't look at all like me! ETHEL!!! Is there something you need to tell me!?"

07-04-2006, 12:58 PM	#3
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	A sharp temper wasn't the only feature that made hobbits stay out of Aunt Lobelia's way... __________________ Fenris Wolf

07-04-2006, 01:05 PM	#4
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	Sort of based off Naria's... TROLL: "And since when do Hobbits wear socks? And tattered socks, at that?" BILBO: "Um... since about the same time that Trolls started looking like hornéd toads?" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

07-05-2006, 04:30 AM	#5
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	A Middle-Earth "pick me up". __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

07-05-2006, 06:49 AM	#6
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	It was particularly dangerous to travel through the Misty Mountains as there were the wandering bands of wedgie orcs. Orc: AHA! Got you! WEDGIE!!! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” Last edited by mormegil; 07-05-2006 at 09:29 PM.

07-05-2006, 01:47 PM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	This be my... 1000th Crazy Captions Post! ***** Anyway... Troll: Let's see... "Best before 145 II age" OR Troll: a package for a Mr. "Neckromancer-who-is-defiantly-not-the-Dark-Lord-Sauron-looking-for-his-lost-ring-of-power-with-which-he-could-take-over-the-world." OR yet! Troll: Hmmm... I'd say about 14 ounces. That'll be 59 pounds mate. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...