What do you assign to Mordor?

[the guy who be short]

I assign guys who wear pink.

I assign the hordes of young men who wear pink leisure tops

I would just like to ascertain that the wearing of purple has not been sent to Mordor. Nor the riding of purple bikes. Nor a fondness of purple.

And, while I'm here, I shall send Britain's utterly ridiculous education system. Why is the annotation of poems compulsory? It's a ridiculous attempt to emulate France and inject some sort of culture into the Godforsaken little island. Why is Religious studies compulsory? Why is history taught so inconsistently? Just... why?

So, here's my plan. Psychology should be compulsory from primary school. A child learns better if it knows about itself. English should only be compulsory up to an understanding of the grammar and workings of the language. At least one language should be compulsory. History should be taught from beginning to end, consistently. Religious studies should be scrapped and replaced by Philosophy-government.

Am I really the only one who sees all of this?