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The Only Real Estel · 06-13-2006, 10:14 PM

Serkis/Gollum/Smeagol/Whoever: "What do you mean I need a tan? Can't you see my beautifully bronzed face???"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 06-14-2006, 08:53 AM

Mr. Serkis: So, where do we plant the petunias?

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-14-2006, 01:18 PM

Sam: I think he's trying to tell us something! What is it? Tracks? Leading to what?

ZOOOOOM!

OR

Frodo didn't understand the concept of height restrictions.

malkatoj · 06-14-2006, 01:30 PM

In their breif journey through other fantasy books, Frodo and Sam were unlucky enough to run across the fire swamp, snow* sand and all. There was only one minor problem--the man in black could get Frodo out, but who was this man in white?

*Lightning sand in the movie, if you haven't read the book.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 06-14-2006, 01:31 PM

Frodo and Sam was very suprised to find a member of Culture Club on their way to Mordor.

or

Frodo: Do you want to see my beautiful belly button ?

Gurthang · 06-14-2006, 02:51 PM

Coach Sam: "Excellant, Andy, that was a perfect form tackle."
Frodo: "I think he broke my hip."

OR

Frodo looks up and finds his Shoulder Angel and Shoulder Devil laughing at him.

06-14-2006, 08:53 AM	#2
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Gardners? Mr. Serkis: So, where do we plant the petunias? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

06-14-2006, 01:18 PM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sam: I think he's trying to tell us something! What is it? Tracks? Leading to what? ZOOOOOM! OR Frodo didn't understand the concept of height restrictions. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-14-2006, 01:30 PM	#4
malkatoj Wight Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A hovel in Florin Posts: 173	In their breif journey through other fantasy books, Frodo and Sam were unlucky enough to run across the fire swamp, snow* sand and all. There was only one minor problem--the man in black could get Frodo out, but who was this man in white? Lightning sand in the movie, if you haven't read the book. __________________ Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead...well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do--Go through his clothes and look for loose change.*

06-14-2006, 02:51 PM	#6
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Coach Sam: "Excellant, Andy, that was a perfect form tackle." Frodo: "I think he broke my hip." OR Frodo looks up and finds his Shoulder Angel and Shoulder Devil laughing at him. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-13-2006, 10:14 PM	#1
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Serkis/Gollum/Smeagol/Whoever: "What do you mean I need a tan? Can't you see my beautifully bronzed face???"