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Meela · 06-13-2006, 05:44 AM

The White Rabbit lures yet more unsuspecting passers-by into Wonderland...

Gollum-Rabbit: What d'you mean, you can't fit down the hole? Sheesh, I never had this much trouble with Alice...

Parmastahir · 06-13-2006, 05:47 AM

Frodo: "Look, Sam. He hasn't a clue about how to get through these marshes. As I told you when we took up with him, pull off the wig. Even you will be able to see it's Mr. Clean!"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 06-13-2006, 06:00 AM

Mr. Serkis: Hello! Can you direct me to the next inter-dimensional rift?

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-13-2006, 10:28 AM

Andy wakes up (still in his pyjamas) and realises that the Hobbits have literally eaten him out of house and home!

OR

Sam: What have I told you about trying to steal Mr Frodo's money? I've told you a million times he's broke.

Frodo: Hay! I resent that!

Kath · 06-13-2006, 11:57 AM

Frodo: Sam! Get away from that anakronism!

Mithalwen · 06-13-2006, 12:13 PM

Gollum to Sam : "I may be falling-over-drunk but Frodo's legless......"

Sam: "Don't be stupid Gollum we left Mr Legolas at Parth Galen.."

The Sixth Wizard · 06-15-2006, 04:16 PM

Frodo: Alright, Sam. First you coming was tiresome, then your cooking pots and pans were tiresome, but your gardening friend from the Shire is just ridiculous!

Will add more...

Gurthang · 06-15-2006, 04:44 PM

This week's Stolen Caption comes from the video game: God of War.

Frodo: "Help me, please, help me!"
*Sam reaches down, trying to grab Frodo's wrist. He instead grabs the chain that is around Frodo's neck, the chain that holds the Ring. He begins to pull him up.*
Frodo: "Oh, thank the Valar that you came back for me!"
Sam: "I didn't come back for you."
*Sam breaks the chain and watches heartlessly as Frodo plummets to his death. He then looks at the Ring in his hand and calmly walks away.*

Maeggaladiel · 06-13-2006, 03:16 PM

Sam: In all my years, I never would have guessed that YOU were the White Power Ranger, Mister Serkis.

Andy: We defeats the powerss of darknesss, precious!!

Holbytlass · 06-13-2006, 05:39 PM

Rated PG-18

Andy: HEY! You'd have "significant shrinkage" too if you were uncloaked!

The Only Real Estel · 06-13-2006, 07:33 PM

Andy: "Sorry guys, but I lost my earring & I'm not filming anymore until I find it."

Gurthang · 06-13-2006, 09:57 PM

Sam: "Very good, Smeagol, you transfered that little tree perfectly. You really do have a Green Thumb."

Meanwhile, Frodo looks on and laments that he has no gardening talent.

The Only Real Estel · 06-13-2006, 10:14 PM

Serkis/Gollum/Smeagol/Whoever: "What do you mean I need a tan? Can't you see my beautifully bronzed face???"

The Only Real Estel · 06-18-2006, 09:10 PM

Although PJ was usually pleased with Weta's work he wasn't too tickled with the supposedly life-like plaster Arwen that turned up with no arms...

narfforc · 06-20-2006, 12:59 AM

Hugo: Who's this guy?

Liv: I don't know, I thought he was with you

Hugo: Well what are you here for?

Man: I was told to come here by my agent to try for the part of Bombadil.

Hugo and Liv: Who the hell is he?

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-20-2006, 02:40 AM

Arwen: Can I help you?

Man: I have a new picture for you!

Wraith: Don't you think we're a bit conspicuous?

Sauron: No! Not at all. Be quiet! *Slaps*

OR

The interior design of Barad Dur surprised everyone when they first entered.

Sauron: Well... it’s... certainly... unexpected. The carpets were an interesting idea... BURN IT ALL!

The Only Real Estel · 06-20-2006, 05:06 PM

Ringwraith: "Yes, we're from the UN, here for the meeting. Do we have any coffee and doughnuts to go with our non-binding agreements today?"

Formendacil · 06-13-2006, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nilpaurion Felagund

Mr. Serkis: Hello! Can you direct me to the next inter-dimensional rift?

SAM: Can't you see that Mr. Frodo's stuck in it halfway?

06-13-2006, 05:44 AM	#1
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	The White Rabbit lures yet more unsuspecting passers-by into Wonderland... Gollum-Rabbit: What d'you mean, you can't fit down the hole? Sheesh, I never had this much trouble with Alice... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

06-13-2006, 05:47 AM	#2
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Wrong Guide Through the Dead Marshes Frodo: "Look, Sam. He hasn't a clue about how to get through these marshes. As I told you when we took up with him, pull off the wig. Even you will be able to see it's Mr. Clean!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

06-13-2006, 06:00 AM	#3
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Lost? Mr. Serkis: Hello! Can you direct me to the next inter-dimensional rift? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

06-13-2006, 10:28 AM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Andy wakes up (still in his pyjamas) and realises that the Hobbits have literally eaten him out of house and home! OR Sam: What have I told you about trying to steal Mr Frodo's money? I've told you a million times he's broke. Frodo: Hay! I resent that! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-13-2006, 11:57 AM	#5
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Ah, ATM Frodo: Sam! Get away from that anakronism! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-13-2006, 12:13 PM	#6
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,460	Sorry can't resist.. Gollum to Sam : "I may be falling-over-drunk but Frodo's legless......" Sam: "Don't be stupid Gollum we left Mr Legolas at Parth Galen.." __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

06-15-2006, 04:16 PM	#7
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Frodo: Alright, Sam. First you coming was tiresome, then your cooking pots and pans were tiresome, but your gardening friend from the Shire is just ridiculous! Will add more...

06-15-2006, 04:44 PM	#8
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Stolen Caption This week's Stolen Caption comes from the video game: God of War. Frodo: "Help me, please, help me!" Sam reaches down, trying to grab Frodo's wrist. He instead grabs the chain that is around Frodo's neck, the chain that holds the Ring. He begins to pull him up. Frodo: "Oh, thank the Valar that you came back for me!" Sam: "I didn't come back for you." Sam breaks the chain and watches heartlessly as Frodo plummets to his death. He then looks at the Ring in his hand and calmly walks away. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-13-2006, 03:16 PM	#9
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Sam: In all my years, I never would have guessed that YOU were the White Power Ranger, Mister Serkis. Andy: We defeats the powerss of darknesss, precious!! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

06-13-2006, 05:39 PM	#10
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Rated PG-18 Andy: HEY! You'd have "significant shrinkage" too if you were uncloaked! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

06-13-2006, 07:33 PM	#11
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Andy: "Sorry guys, but I lost my earring & I'm not filming anymore until I find it."

06-13-2006, 09:57 PM	#12
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Sam: "Very good, Smeagol, you transfered that little tree perfectly. You really do have a Green Thumb." Meanwhile, Frodo looks on and laments that he has no gardening talent. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-13-2006, 10:14 PM	#13
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Serkis/Gollum/Smeagol/Whoever: "What do you mean I need a tan? Can't you see my beautifully bronzed face???"

06-18-2006, 09:10 PM	#14
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Although PJ was usually pleased with Weta's work he wasn't too tickled with the supposedly life-like plaster Arwen that turned up with no arms...

06-20-2006, 12:59 AM	#15
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Hugo: Who's this guy? Liv: I don't know, I thought he was with you Hugo: Well what are you here for? Man: I was told to come here by my agent to try for the part of Bombadil. Hugo and Liv: Who the hell is he? __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

06-20-2006, 02:40 AM	#16
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Arwen: Can I help you? Man: I have a new picture for you! Wraith: Don't you think we're a bit conspicuous? Sauron: No! Not at all. Be quiet! Slaps OR The interior design of Barad Dur surprised everyone when they first entered. Sauron: Well... it’s... certainly... unexpected. The carpets were an interesting idea... BURN IT ALL! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-20-2006, 05:06 PM	#17
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Ringwraith: "Yes, we're from the UN, here for the meeting. Do we have any coffee and doughnuts to go with our non-binding agreements today?"