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Oddwen · 06-02-2006, 11:28 AM

I'd pay to see Dane Cook as the minstrel of Gondor.

"HELLOOOO, FIELD OF CORMALLEN! This is my show, I'm on the drum in the deep! I'm on the drum! By a round of applause, how do you feel? Huh? So, how about this Frodo dude, huh? He got a Ring of power...man, I want a Ring of power! I want that! I'd put it on and be all invisible, and spy out all the la-dies, ya know, and I'd sneak up behind people and PWAM! *throws himself across the stage* And I'd walkaround going "Preciousssssssssssssssssss!! Precioussssssssss!" Yeah, I want a Ring of power! GANDALF, GIMMIE YOUR RING!" *He snatches it from Gandalf, rips his shirt off and runs screaming off the stage*

That would be hilarious.

Tom Hanks as Saruman
Jim Carrey as the Mouth of Sauron
Brad Pitt as Denethor

06-02-2006, 11:28 AM	#7
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	I'd pay to see Dane Cook as the minstrel of Gondor. "HELLOOOO, FIELD OF CORMALLEN! This is my show, I'm on the drum in the deep! I'm on the drum! By a round of applause, how do you feel? Huh? So, how about this Frodo dude, huh? He got a Ring of power...man, I want a Ring of power! I want that! I'd put it on and be all invisible, and spy out all the la-dies, ya know, and I'd sneak up behind people and PWAM! throws himself across the stage And I'd walkaround going "Preciousssssssssssssssssss!! Precioussssssssss!" Yeah, I want a Ring of power! GANDALF, GIMMIE YOUR RING!" He snatches it from Gandalf, rips his shirt off and runs screaming off the stage That would be hilarious. Tom Hanks as Saruman Jim Carrey as the Mouth of Sauron Brad Pitt as Denethor __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door