Did elves smoke?

[Lalwendë]

Originally Posted by davem

This begs the question of what Gandalf used in his fireworks, too. One hopes they were Orc based.....

The fireworks which had white sparkles were made from shredded Elf toe nail clippings. The black, explosive powder was made of Elven nose hair. Yellow fireworks, like Roman Candles, were made from Galdriel's ear wax. And all red fireworks were carefully constructed from that most precious of commodities, Elf scabs.