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Boromir88 · 05-29-2006, 07:03 AM

Unfortunately they soon caught on and wore anti-stink repellant bubblewrap suits.

Tuor of Gondolin · 05-30-2006, 05:48 AM

And fortunately XenaArwen tossed Johhny in
the Bruinen because he was, like, you know,
really gross, where Johnny was saved by some
guys wearing black clothes and made an
honorary nazgul.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-30-2006, 06:05 AM

Unfortunately, Johnny then went on a killing spree.

Tuor of Gondolin · 05-30-2006, 06:29 AM

Fortunately, since Johnny was only an honorary
nazgul, he could only participate in hononary killings,
so Middle-earth people and creatures were safe.

The 1,000 Reader · 05-30-2006, 11:50 PM

Unfortunately, the people of Middle-Earth were worried and sent a hitman, Gandalf. Despite his response of "What? No!" he was sent to kill Johnny regardless.

Tuor of Gondolin · 05-31-2006, 05:34 AM

Fortunately for Johnny, Gandalf was more interested
in pesuading a certain bandleader/wizard to let his star
singer (a Rivendell elf who was Gandalf's godson,
a very important, religious relationship for the istari) out of his
contract so he could be in a war movie, so Gandalf
rode his horse to the bandleader's office in Orthanc.

(This also explains the animosity of horselover Saruman
to Gandalf the Grey).

Rune Son of Bjarne · 06-10-2006, 10:07 AM

Unfortunately, everybody forgot all that had happend the last 3 months, as they realised that Rune had returned to BD!

05-29-2006, 07:03 AM	#1
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Unfortunately they soon caught on and wore anti-stink repellant bubblewrap suits. __________________ Fenris Penguin

05-30-2006, 05:48 AM	#2
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	And fortunately XenaArwen tossed Johhny in the Bruinen because he was, like, you know, really gross, where Johnny was saved by some guys wearing black clothes and made an honorary nazgul. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

05-30-2006, 06:05 AM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Johnny then went on a killing spree. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-30-2006, 06:29 AM	#4
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Fortunately, since Johnny was only an honorary nazgul, he could only participate in hononary killings, so Middle-earth people and creatures were safe. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

05-30-2006, 11:50 PM	#5
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, the people of Middle-Earth were worried and sent a hitman, Gandalf. Despite his response of "What? No!" he was sent to kill Johnny regardless. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

05-31-2006, 05:34 AM	#6
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Fortunately for Johnny, Gandalf was more interested in pesuading a certain bandleader/wizard to let his star singer (a Rivendell elf who was Gandalf's godson, a very important, religious relationship for the istari) out of his contract so he could be in a war movie, so Gandalf rode his horse to the bandleader's office in Orthanc. (This also explains the animosity of horselover Saruman to Gandalf the Grey). __________________ Aure Entuluva!