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Feanor of the Peredhil · 05-25-2006, 07:06 AM

I am guilty. There you will find a woman spymaster helping run the Mordorian kingdom (well, it's a bit of a principality, really) of a misunderstood Balrog with a penchant for piracy and eyeliner, Khamul the Easterling runs the mafia from the body of a 5-year-old due to a cloning-gone-wrong, Roggie's palace is a renovated casino, and God is a llama. Poor, poor spirit of Tolkien...

05-25-2006, 07:06 AM	#7
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	I am guilty. There you will find a woman spymaster helping run the Mordorian kingdom (well, it's a bit of a principality, really) of a misunderstood Balrog with a penchant for piracy and eyeliner, Khamul the Easterling runs the mafia from the body of a 5-year-old due to a cloning-gone-wrong, Roggie's palace is a renovated casino, and God is a llama. Poor, poor spirit of Tolkien... __________________ peace