Middle Earth like riddles

[Samwise]

Stacey:LOL, Rae....I believe the term is "split personality".

Sam: Split? *looks at her* Miss Stacey, y' look 's whole 's anything to me..."

Stacey: *Well, at least he's a cute little thing...* [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] *I've got to be nice to him, too, 'cause we just read the part where he lost Bill and he got all weepy....* [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

Sam, clinging to Frodo's arm, collapsed on a step in the black darkness. "Poor old Bill!" he said in a choking voice, "Poor old Bill! Wolves and snakes! But the snakes were too much for him. I had to choose, Mr. Frodo. I had to come with you."