What do you "assign" to the Shire?

[Encaitare]

Originally Posted by Kath

Ever tried Snape porn Encai?

The only problem is that Snape is not sexy, and no amount of horrid fanfiction can make him so. I love him, but he'll always be greasy and surly. Another snarky person to send to the Shire!

I assign having a prom date and a lovely black dress dripping with lace.