Be careful what you wish for...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Kitanna

I wish Fatty had been part of the Fellowship.

Granted. Fatty joins the Fellowship! Yet, on the hard road from Rivendell, he gets so hungry that he eats Bill the Pony. Upon discovering this, Sam takes up arms and kills Fatty in the night. Gimli, who had come to like Fatty, then kills Sam. Frodo kills Gimli, Legolas kills Frodo. Aragorn Kills Legolas. Boromir kills Aragorn (for the heck of t). Merry kills Boromir. Pippin kills merry. Gandalf Kills Pippin. Gandalf kills himself.

Oh dear

I wish that Théoden had personally given Wormtong a slap across the mouth.

[The Elf-warrior]

I wish that Théoden had personally given Wormtong a slap across the mouth.

Your wish is granted. But Wormtongue pretended to be seriously injured and made Theoden apologize. But Wormtongue didn't accept the apology until Theoden executed Eomer.

I wish that Tolkien had finished The Lost Road.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

I wish that Tolkien had finished The Lost Road.

Granted. Unfortunately, he lost it... in a volcano.

I wish Smaug had made friends with Bilbo and been an enemy of Sauron in the War of the Ring!

[The Elf-warrior]

I wish Smaug had made friends with Bilbo and been an enemy of Sauron in the War of the Ring!

Your wish is granted. But nobody trusted Bilbo and Smaug and they were both killed in the second Battle of Greenfields.

I wish that the Lord of the Rings had the Marx Brothers in it.

[Kitanna]

Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

I wish that the Lord of the Rings had the Marx Brothers in it.

Granted! But since the Marx brothers joined up other icons of there time decide to be in LOTR, including, but not limited to Charlie Chaplin and Abbott and Costello. Thus turning the world of Middle-Earth into a 1920's free for all.

I wish Bill the Pony was able to go through the Mines of Moria.

[Farael]

Originally Posted by Kitanna

I wish Bill the Pony was able to go through the Mines of Moria.

And so he was, sneaking in while all the members of the fellowship were rather distracted by that nasssty monster on the lake, Bill went into the mines of Moria and hid there for a spell. Now, there was a secret, evil power in the mines, now known as a Balrog of Morgoth and as a practical joke he decided to make such a human-like pony as human as he'd get... although he was still gray, slimy and rather primitive. Know who I'm talking about, right?

Because... *misterious, almost scary voice* Smeagol had passed a way a long time ago, after loosing his ring.

I wish Ted Sandyman had been a part of the fellowship

[mark12_30]

Originally Posted by Farael

I wish Ted Sandyman had been a part of the fellowship

He was! And due to his constant arguing with Sam that either there was no such thing as elves, or, that they were all a bunch of arrogant fakes, he convinced everyone in he Fellowship.

Gandalf, in the Halls of Mandos, decided that coming back from Elfland would be too embarassing, so he stayed there and there was no Gandalf the White.

Gimli became disillusioned and grumbled about his lousy three strands of hair, and tossed them halfway across the Plains of Rohan.

When he became King, Aragorn sent Arwen a "Dear Jane" letter and told her that she could keep her arrogant elvish fakery, he was marrying a nice Rohirric girl.

By the end of the quest, Legolas son of Thranduil had changed his name, given up archery, stopped singing, turned in his elvish clothes for mannish clothes, unbraided his hair and rubbed dirt in it to give it a mannish look, and developed several psychotic twitches.

And although Gollum still bit off Frodo's finger and destroyed the Ring, Frodo refused passage to Valinor and instead moved into the Lockholes, constantly muttering and yelling at passersby.

I wish more of Legolas' kin had been involved in the quest.