The Never Ending Poem...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

He thought until his brain was sore
how the evil Hookbill might be foiled

"I'll put him in a pot to be boiled!"
He cried aloud to the nearby lion

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Hookbill

"I'll put him in a pot to be boiled!"
He cried aloud to the nearby lion

But the lion started sadly cryin'.
He hated to think of somebody boiled.

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

But the lion started sadly cryin'.
He hated to think of somebody boiled.

Then Smaug woke up again to find his bed soiled,
really upset that these dreams gave him no peace

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

Then Smaug woke up again to find his bed soiled,
really upset that these dreams gave him no peace

So now he went to a lawyer to sign the lease
On his seemingly accursed hovel and Barrow

[Bêthberry]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

So now he went to a lawyer to sign the lease
On his seemingly accursed hovel and Barrow

Meanwhile, not to harrow the readers, a brief intermezzo a go-go:
It wasn't raining rain you know,
but raining mayonnettes,
which is either a soupcon of spread for sandrinches or
a bloody awful impaling politeness.
So endeth the entr'acte.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Bêthberry

Meanwhile, not to harrow the readers, a brief intermezzo a go-go:
It wasn't raining rain you know,
but raining mayonnettes,
which is either a soupcon of spread for sandrinches or
a bloody awful impaling politeness.
So endeth the entr'acte.

But no one saw the ent's face
Laughing at the weeping lion

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Hookbill

But no one saw the ent's face
Laughing at the weeping lion

And the lion sniffed and stopped his cryin'
"Why are you laughing?" the lion wailed