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04-30-2006, 03:25 AM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
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Pippin wondered just when Gandalf would get the password right this time.
OR Gandalf's first attempts at dentistry weren't met with much enthusiasm.
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” |
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04-30-2006, 04:25 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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The Witch-King of Hang-on-a-minute
Witch-king: Old fool this is my time
Gandalf: Yes,yes just wait until I find my contact lense.
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. |
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04-30-2006, 05:53 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Drunk flying...
Witch King: He just stepped out in front of me! I didn't see him coming!
Gandalf: I'll sue you into the nothingness that awaits you and your dark master! OR Gandalf: And I got this scar from fighting a pyromaniac steward, and this one from the time I was uncloaking at Bilbo’s party and this one… Witch King: Kill me now!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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04-30-2006, 05:57 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Fell Beast: "Kurrrrrrrhhhhhh kurrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhh yiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccc......."
Witch King: "Oh, hell, he's trying to bring up another fur ball."
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Gordon's alive!
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04-30-2006, 06:14 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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04-30-2006, 07:31 AM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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Continuing the intoxication theme
Gandalf: No *hic* really offisher...I onnnnly hash a wittle bit ta be...sochible *hic*
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
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04-30-2006, 07:40 AM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Memories of old school riding lessons:
Witch King Instructor : "For goodness sake you have to get straight back on before you lose your nerve. Stop making a fuss about a silly little tumble "
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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04-30-2006, 12:56 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Gandalf is overpowered by a greater evil than the Witch-King - a Fell Beast's breath.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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