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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment.
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[b]The Grand Finale[/B] [I](It even comes with a song!)[/I]
So it happened, that many days after the death of Farael and after the hard endeavours of the Ranger and the Shaman the last wereorc was dreamt of. Celuien came forward declaring that Caranlondien was the last remaining wereorc. Naria confirmed not only her Shamanship (or Shamanerism, whichever you prefer) but also that Caranlondien had been chosen for the night’s dream and so the village prepared to lynch the last remaining foe in their midst.
Yet there was a slight inconvenience. It was not the end of the day yet, so technically they weren’t allowed to lynch anyone. (Music starts playing….) Charara-rara-rarará (tric tric tric) Charara-rara-rarará (tum-tric) Charara-rara-rarará Everyone: Wooooooooooo!!!! Caranlondien Alright you’ve gotta let me know Should I stay or should I go? If you say that you don’t mind I’ll kill you all one at the time So you got to let know Should I stay or should I go? Nogrod It’s always lies lies lies Siempre - mintiendo y engañando So I’ll be saying my good-byes La verdad tu me estas hartando SleepyRangerOn days you are fine on nights you are not De dia bien de noche no A monster that Eru forgot Un monstruo que Eru olvido NariaWell come on, what say you all? Me tienen que decir Should she stay or should she go? Se debe ir o quedarse? Everyone: Should she stay or should she go now? Should she stay or should she go now? If she goes there will be trouble An’ if she stays it will be double So come on and let us know Should she stay or should she go? Caran:This indecision’s bugging me Esta indecision me molesta If you don’t want me, set me free Si no me quieres, librame Tell me who I’m supposed to be Digan me yo quien debo ser Ain’t we all sons of the same god? Somos hijos del mismo dios Well, come on and let me know Me tienes que decir Will you lynch me or will you not? Me lincharan o quisas no? Everyone: Should she stay or should she go now? Should she stay or should she go now? If she goes there will be trouble An’ if she stays it will be double So come on and let us know Should she stay or should she go? Celuien: You should give up I dreamt of you Ya no me jodas te soñe If you don’t do it I’ll do it for you Si no lo haces lo hare yo Grendelien So this is it, how should it be? Es el final, como lo haremos? We have no rope to hang her with! No nos queda ni una cuerda So, I better ask you all Yo pregunto esta vez Should we lynch her, should we not? EveryoneShould we lynch her, should we help her? Should we lynch her, should we help her? If we are good she might still kill us But there’s no way from her to rid us So you I ask ‘cos I don’t know Should she stay or should she go? Naria Suddenly interrupted the singing and dancing with a piercing scream that drew everyone’s attention to the task at hand Naria with a piercing scream: SHE IS RUNNING AWAY!!! Caranlondien was already half way to the village’s entrance and there was no one fast enough to catch her. She was sprinting like only really scared wereorcs can sprint (and that’s really fast) and so she dove head-first on to the exit, knowing that she’d be free as soon as she crossed the village’s walls. Yet she never crossed it. As it happened, because of an oversight, a certain lieutenant of Sauron, much weaker in were-thing lore than his master, devised a plan to force the village onto starvation. The door that Caranlondien was diving head-first through happened to be a weredoor, set in place to prevent vital resources coming into the village and thus effectively starving it. Yet the weredoor was only a door in appearance, as it was actually a rather strong wall. Let’s just say that after hitting the door running at full speed, the villagers had very little work to do on Caranlondien. Survivers: Nogrod: unemployed barber. Grendelien: village whittler Celuien:lampwright Naria:The grower of magnificent flowers Sleepy A barrel of apples Non-survivers (or Death-ers, however you prefer to call yourself) FaraelMod: He dyed… erm I mean died. GlirdanRepentant werewolf : Choked on an apple. No wonder why werewolves are carnivores. JennyHalluWereorc: Escaped the village, but could not escape the laws of physics. Dancing Spawn...: Just a merchant: Trapped on a deathly spider’s web. Kitanna:The town's gate-keeper: Had a lobotomy performed by an angry woodpecker. Legolas in spandex: Legolass (A movie-Legolas impersonator): Overwhelmed and or frightened into leaving the village after seeing what had happened to Kitanna Diamond: Simply a normal, very bad stone cutter - scared to death by orcs Findëasëa: paleo-elf-tropologist: Lynched by a small margin. Zali: stringer-of-bows (I owe you a death scene, I’ll do it as soon as I can) Roa_Aoife aspiring ballad writer Shot down by Zali while trying to flee hanging Caranlondien: aspiring harpist: Tricked by a weredoor. I bet that Sauron was wishing he had more palantir available to communicate with his lieutenants. Congratulations villagers!! You have won this game Also, commendations for the wereorcs on a game well played.
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