The Never Ending Poem...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

At Saruman's pale, gangly figger,*
Trapped under a pile of shining white robes

Gandalf laughed till he lost his ear lobes
As he rolled on the ground near to glass

[Lhunardawen]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Gandalf laughed till he lost his ear lobes
As he rolled on the ground near to glass

He was approached by a pretty lass
Who picked up the lobes and handed them over...

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Lhunardawen

He was approached by a pretty lass
Who picked up the lobes and handed them over...

He took them back and turned her into a plover;
She flew into the sky singing a twittering ditty

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by lmp

He took them back and turned her into a plover;
She flew into the sky singing a twittering ditty

But she hit a chimney, sooty and gritty.
She fell and rolled down a red roof

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

But she hit a chimney, sooty and gritty.
She fell and rolled down a red roof

In her fright blurting things most uncouth,
And landed >PLOP< in Radagast's hat

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by lmp

In her fright blurting things most uncouth,
And landed >PLOP< in Radagast's hat

He panicked and thought the bird was a bat,
A vampire in fact, come to suck out his blood

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

He panicked and thought the bird was a bat,
A vampire in fact, come to suck out his blood.

Frightened he ran but slipped in the mud
And landed on his ars, the plover on his nose