What do you assign to Mordor?

[Celuien]

...impaled his hand an a kitchen knife...

That's awful.
Glad he's doing better. Pass along another sympathy wave from here.

...

I assign the sound of pointy metal objects scraping over tooth enamel in the dentist's office. It's almost worse than the achy, bleeding gums left afterwards. Almost.

But I think dentist visits in general have already been assigned to Mordor.