The Never Ending Poem...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

And they conspired over lunch
To bother the wizard whose cloak they hid in.

But their council caused such a din
that the wizards burned their cloaks

[Kath]

But their council caused such a din
that the wizards burned their cloaks

And caused such an attack of the smokes*
That the daga and louse ran right away

*what?

[JennyHallu]

Originally Posted by Kath

And caused such an attack of the smokes*
That the daga and louse ran right away

"There's fire where smoke is," they say,
"And no Balrog defeats us! We're heroes!"

[Gurthang]

Originally Posted by JennyHallu

"There's fire where smoke is," they say,
"And no Balrog defeats us! We're heroes!"

But then the wizards remembered their clothes,
Which they had just burned up in a flame...

[JennyHallu]

Originally Posted by Gurthang

But then the wizards remembered their clothes,
Which they had just burned up in a flame...

But it is the best way the orcs for to tame...
The sight of nude wizards makes them compliant.

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by JennyHallu

But it is the best way the orcs for to tame...
The sight of nude wizards makes them compliant.

However it makes Elves and Dwarves defiant,
and two of each saw the wizards' shame

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

However it makes Elves and Dwarves defiant,
and two of each saw the wizards' shame

And so they both, instantly, became lame.
Their legs and arms almost fell off