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Elu Ancalime · 04-16-2006, 07:04 PM

Fortunatly, that odd rift in space-time not only destroyed Middle Earth, but created a new perverted one, with Melkor in charge, having dwarves work in strawberry fields, elves in sweat shops, and men that could never eat beef. But why was this fortunate? Because Radagast was leading an army to attack Minas Fornost.
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Hookbill the Goomba · 04-17-2006, 02:12 AM

Unfortunately, this was all very confusing and Professor Tolkien had to go and have a little lie down.

Glirdan · 04-17-2006, 06:12 AM

Fortunately, he woke up and realised it was all a bad dream.

Elu Ancalime · 04-17-2006, 08:33 PM

Unfortunatly, part of his dream was a prophecy that JK Rowling, a descendant of Alatar and Pallando's 'secret magic cults', would start a heretic culture that said that anybody could be a wizard and that cave trolls looked like Shrek.

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The 1,000 Reader · 04-17-2006, 09:56 PM

Fortunately, with help from his old war buddies, the good professor stopped this prophecy.

Tuor in Gondolin · 04-18-2006, 08:54 AM

Unfortunately, J. K. Rowling turned out to be
a pseudonym for C. S. Lewis and it was revealed
by his adopted sons that all the Harry Potter books
had been written by him with instructions to his
heirs not to have them published, out of respect
for Tollers, until 20 years after they had both died.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-18-2006, 11:24 AM

Fortunately, that was all complete nonsense.

04-16-2006, 07:04 PM	#1
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Fortunatly, that odd rift in space-time not only destroyed Middle Earth, but created a new perverted one, with Melkor in charge, having dwarves work in strawberry fields, elves in sweat shops, and men that could never eat beef. But why was this fortunate? Because Radagast was leading an army to attack Minas Fornost. ________ Mercedes-benz om601 engine specifications Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:53 PM.

04-17-2006, 02:12 AM	#2
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, this was all very confusing and Professor Tolkien had to go and have a little lie down. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-17-2006, 06:12 AM	#3
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, he woke up and realised it was all a bad dream. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

04-17-2006, 08:33 PM	#4
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Unfortunatly, part of his dream was a prophecy that JK Rowling, a descendant of Alatar and Pallando's 'secret magic cults', would start a heretic culture that said that anybody could be a wizard and that cave trolls looked like Shrek. ________ Vaporizer reviews Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:54 PM.

04-17-2006, 09:56 PM	#5
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, with help from his old war buddies, the good professor stopped this prophecy. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

04-18-2006, 08:54 AM	#6
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, J. K. Rowling turned out to be a pseudonym for C. S. Lewis and it was revealed by his adopted sons that all the Harry Potter books had been written by him with instructions to his heirs not to have them published, out of respect for Tollers, until 20 years after they had both died. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' Last edited by Tuor in Gondolin; 04-18-2006 at 08:57 AM.

04-18-2006, 11:24 AM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, that was all complete nonsense. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...