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Gil-Galad · 04-14-2006, 10:52 PM

"bah we got bleedin' rats Orc #4291746912b " said Gothmog

"Montague"

"now what can we do now... any ideas Orc #4291746912b?" Gothmog said

"Montague"

"eh? what you blabbering about now?" Gothmog said with sheppards pie coming out of his mouth

"my name its... did you eat my Sheppards Pie?" Montague said

"uh" Gothmog looked around "no of course not why would i do that"

"i made that for supper tonight! what are we going to eat now! solve that my Balrog-Incarnate!"

"uh... we eat those rats that are causing us troubles! yummy!" Gothmog replied

"i guess... i got this great recipe for Rat Soup!"

"great! now Orc #4291746912b! go get those Rats out of our pipes!"

"uh Montague"

"what now?"

"my name... its Montague"

"okay... when did that happen? i thought you hated anything that started with the letter M"

"well funny story, it involves a tree, a talking dolphin, a pair of confused birds and your cousin Annie, it was a wild March..."

"i see... wait Annie? but she drowned in the Sea of Nurn last...march.... you!!!"

"hey its not my fault! i found a piece of wood and i was like 'hey a piece of wood' and then theres Annie and next thing i know were at war and all that crazy nonsense... so shall i go get those rats for a yummy dinner?"

"sorry what? you said something?"

"...oh nevermind... good thing i have our cooking supplies for great orc cusine! so i'll just throw it into our pipes then we'll cook them in the pipes and i'll stab them out with a poking utensil! sounds like a plan?"

"no you don't look fat"

"do you even listen to anything i say?"

"i said i'll do it tomorrow okay!"

"... your so off my christmas card list..." Montague said as Gothmog pulls out a magazine and begins reading [Magazine headline : how to bring the Inner Orc Beauty outside Pg 16]

Morsul the Dark · 04-15-2006, 09:12 AM

Fat Rat Dinner

'What an amazing article,' Gothmog remarked as he read. Random or....Montague was planning on cooking up the rats. 'Well its meat and I do love me some meat.'

Suddenly the sounds of burning rats filled the air excited Gothmog jumped up just in time to see rats on fire pouring out of the pipes. Gothmog dove and grabbed two of the nearer ones and started gnashing and gnawing swallowing them down his fowl throat as Montague Gingerly ate one then the next soon though no matter the eating technique the rats were soon gone.

Barad-Dash lurched into motion again. PAtting his now satisfied gut Gothmog looked ahead "West I say west!"

04-14-2006, 10:52 PM	#1
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Rat Flambe "bah we got bleedin' rats Orc #4291746912b " said Gothmog "Montague" "now what can we do now... any ideas Orc #4291746912b?" Gothmog said "Montague" "eh? what you blabbering about now?" Gothmog said with sheppards pie coming out of his mouth "my name its... did you eat my Sheppards Pie?" Montague said "uh" Gothmog looked around "no of course not why would i do that" "i made that for supper tonight! what are we going to eat now! solve that my Balrog-Incarnate!" "uh... we eat those rats that are causing us troubles! yummy!" Gothmog replied "i guess... i got this great recipe for Rat Soup!" "great! now Orc #4291746912b! go get those Rats out of our pipes!" "uh Montague" "what now?" "my name... its Montague" "okay... when did that happen? i thought you hated anything that started with the letter M" "well funny story, it involves a tree, a talking dolphin, a pair of confused birds and your cousin Annie, it was a wild March..." "i see... wait Annie? but she drowned in the Sea of Nurn last...march.... you!!!" "hey its not my fault! i found a piece of wood and i was like 'hey a piece of wood' and then theres Annie and next thing i know were at war and all that crazy nonsense... so shall i go get those rats for a yummy dinner?" "sorry what? you said something?" "...oh nevermind... good thing i have our cooking supplies for great orc cusine! so i'll just throw it into our pipes then we'll cook them in the pipes and i'll stab them out with a poking utensil! sounds like a plan?" "no you don't look fat" "do you even listen to anything i say?" "i said i'll do it tomorrow okay!" "... your so off my christmas card list..." Montague said as Gothmog pulls out a magazine and begins reading [Magazine headline : how to bring the Inner Orc Beauty outside Pg 16] __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed. Last edited by Gil-Galad; 04-14-2006 at 10:57 PM.

04-15-2006, 09:12 AM	#2
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Fat Rat Dinner 'What an amazing article,' Gothmog remarked as he read. Random or....Montague was planning on cooking up the rats. 'Well its meat and I do love me some meat.' Suddenly the sounds of burning rats filled the air excited Gothmog jumped up just in time to see rats on fire pouring out of the pipes. Gothmog dove and grabbed two of the nearer ones and started gnashing and gnawing swallowing them down his fowl throat as Montague Gingerly ate one then the next soon though no matter the eating technique the rats were soon gone. Barad-Dash lurched into motion again. PAtting his now satisfied gut Gothmog looked ahead "West I say west!" Last edited by Morsul the Dark; 04-15-2006 at 09:34 AM.