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Old 04-12-2006, 09:54 AM   #1
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And the Turkey grew into a terrible beast
Seeking to devour all Gandalf's pointy hats
"No, no don't eat those! Not now! Rats!
At least don't eat my cloak, you hungry creature."
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Old 04-12-2006, 02:53 PM   #2
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"No, no don't eat those! Not now! Rats!
At least don't eat my cloak, you hungry creature."
But, alas, Gandalf forgot one measly feature;
Bolemia the beast did have, and he threw up all he had eaten..
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Old 04-12-2006, 03:15 PM   #3
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But, alas, Gandalf forgot one measly feature;
Bolemia the beast did have, and he threw up all he had eaten..
And for the first time in his life, Gandalf had been beaten
And so he went to be alone and cry
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Old 04-12-2006, 03:18 PM   #4
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And for the first time in his life, Gandalf had been beaten
And so he went to be alone and cry
He wept and sobbed and wished to die
Rather than confront that turkey again
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Old 04-12-2006, 04:25 PM   #5
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He wept and sobbed and wished to die
Rather than confront that turkey again
He could not bare such terrible pain
So he took his hat and pipe and walked
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Old 04-12-2006, 05:51 PM   #6
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He could not bare such terrible pain
So he took his hat and pipe and walked
Not knowing it was him Legolas now stalked
But he could smell the stomach acid he was covered in
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Old 04-12-2006, 08:22 PM   #7
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Not knowing it was him Legolas now stalked
But he could smell the stomach acid he was covered in.
Meanwhile Gandalf's sobbing made such a din
that the Tooks left the Smials to shut him up
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