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Elu Ancalime · 04-02-2006, 09:11 PM

Hmm.

Wolf Blitzer as Denethor

Frank Oz as Pippin

John Stewart as Mouth Of Sauron

Rosie o Donnel as Arwen

Harrison Ford as Aragorn...cool!

Hitler as Sauron

Hideki Tojo as Sauruman

Chuck Norris as Gimli

Mike Tyson as orcs

C-3PO as Boromir

Carmen Electra as Galadriel

Michael Jackson as Barrow Wight

Snoop Dogg as Tom Bombadil

Don Knotts as King of the Dead

Burt Reynolds as Elrond

-Instead of orcs(Ugluk and Griksnah)fighting and subsequently being ambushed by Rohirrim, it is George Lopez and Carlos Mencia drunk and doing standup while being jumped by the Rohan.

-When Sauruman's orcs are bred, play a sound of a new born crying.

-"The Crib of Snoop" speaks for itself

-Gandalf uses the Force on storm troopers to get to Theoden

-Sauron, Sauruman, and The Witch-King("Big Three"), and the remaining not-free peoples wage a war to make Middle-Earth safe for democracy by fighting Nazi Gondor, communist Rohan, and military Imperialist Lothlorien

-When The Witch-King and Eowyn face off, the Mortal Kombat theme crecendos and they drop weapons to fistfight

-The meeting between the Mouth and the Captains is reduced to a "C-Span" type civil meeting with podiums and such.

-Play the Gunshot-Horse Race rally song when the RIngWraiths take off from Minas Morgul.

-Have the evil army march up to Minas Tirith to the drumline cadence "Scottie's and Mickey's" That drumline of course would consist of trolls, goblins on cymbals, and uruks on quad tenors, and one Nazgul on a snare.

-When the Fellowship is fleeing from The Chamber of Marzubul, play Michael Jacksons "Beat It"

-Chuck Berry's "Go Johnny Go" for the scene when Legolas owns the Mumakil troop

-"Stairway to Heaven" at the Havens
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04-02-2006, 09:11 PM	#24
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Hmm. Wolf Blitzer as Denethor Frank Oz as Pippin John Stewart as Mouth Of Sauron Rosie o Donnel as Arwen Harrison Ford as Aragorn...cool! Hitler as Sauron Hideki Tojo as Sauruman Chuck Norris as Gimli Mike Tyson as orcs C-3PO as Boromir Carmen Electra as Galadriel Michael Jackson as Barrow Wight Snoop Dogg as Tom Bombadil Don Knotts as King of the Dead Burt Reynolds as Elrond -Instead of orcs(Ugluk and Griksnah)fighting and subsequently being ambushed by Rohirrim, it is George Lopez and Carlos Mencia drunk and doing standup while being jumped by the Rohan. -When Sauruman's orcs are bred, play a sound of a new born crying. -"The Crib of Snoop" speaks for itself -Gandalf uses the Force on storm troopers to get to Theoden -Sauron, Sauruman, and The Witch-King("Big Three"), and the remaining not-free peoples wage a war to make Middle-Earth safe for democracy by fighting Nazi Gondor, communist Rohan, and military Imperialist Lothlorien -When The Witch-King and Eowyn face off, the Mortal Kombat theme crecendos and they drop weapons to fistfight -The meeting between the Mouth and the Captains is reduced to a "C-Span" type civil meeting with podiums and such. -Play the Gunshot-Horse Race rally song when the RIngWraiths take off from Minas Morgul. -Have the evil army march up to Minas Tirith to the drumline cadence "Scottie's and Mickey's" That drumline of course would consist of trolls, goblins on cymbals, and uruks on quad tenors, and one Nazgul on a snare. -When the Fellowship is fleeing from The Chamber of Marzubul, play Michael Jacksons "Beat It" -Chuck Berry's "Go Johnny Go" for the scene when Legolas owns the Mumakil troop -"Stairway to Heaven" at the Havens ________ VAPOR GENIE REVIEW Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:37 PM.