Middle Earth Idol

[Alcarillo]

*Halfway out the door, and restrained by seven security guards, Alcarillos shouts out:*

Hear that! They said yes! Mwahahaha! I, Alc- oops, I mean Steve, shall be famous!

Security guard #1: I don't think so, pal. You're a little too crazy for this contest.

Security guard #2: Yeah. We can't let a guy who used a broom to fight his way in here participate. You're too unpredictable.

Alcarillo: But that's what audiences want, right? Unpredictable characters to keep them on the edges of their seats!

Security guard #1: But we don't want somebody who'll snap when he's voted off and will pose as a danger to others. You're . . . crazy.

Security guard #2: Middle-Earth Idol is a high-pressure singing contest. We're not sure what somebody like yourself might do under such stress.

Alcarillo: No! No! But they said yes! But, but, no!

*Alcarillo is dragged out by the security guards, and that was the last the judges ever saw of Alcarillo (or was it?)*