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Kuruharan · 03-07-2006, 01:18 PM

Announcer: And we’re back. This portion of the program is brought to you by the number twelve. Remember, anytime you need a number following eleven or preceding thirteen, think of twelve. Bob, what do you make of the action?

Color Commentator: Well Cliff, the results of yesterday’s voting have reduced Kuruharan to a state of hysteria. Let’s go to the field.

Announcer: We can’t! We’ve lost our sideline reporter!

Color Commentator: We still have a cameraman and a microphone. Let’s listen.

Kuruharan: My tie, my beautiful TIE!! It was RUINED!! It was such an exquisite compromise, so wonderfully crafted, so elegantly conceived, so, so…perfect. It would have left everybody equally angry and bitter. weeps. All spoiled by that interloper, that, that shameless…well, ooookay. It is kind of hard to stay mad at spawn. But I’ll have you know I was this >< close to being really angry.

Announcer: Well, I’m glad we got that out of our system! But ranting and raving won’t cure the hole that has been torn in my poor little heart! Waaaahhhhh

Color Commentator: Oh, will you stop?! Here have a drink of vodka!

Officer Walley: Stop right there! Contraband! You’re under arrest!

Color Commentator: You’ll never take me alive copper!!!

jumps out of booth window

Announcer and Officer Wally: Gosh I hope not!

Meanwhile,

Alas, Secret Agent Double Oh-Point Five was so close, but so far. As he was being whisked off to Mordor in an attempt to do away with him, the object of his affectio…quest was mere miles away.

Scene: Inside the Khazad-dum Sigin-tarag Flagship Resort et Casino.

Sideline Reporter: What do you mean we can’t stay to see the Tu Duo concert!!! That was why we came here!!! DON’T YOU LOVE ME?!!

gets the whole big eyes and trembling lips thing going

Tar-Aldarion: (Ugh! That reminds me of somebody!!) Of course, I love you darling. It’s just…we have to get out of here!

Sideline Reporter: Why, boopsie?

Tar-Aldarion: I…seem to have…gambled away most of the revenues of Numenor.

Sideline Reporter: So? I have money.

Tar-Aldarion: Oh, I didn’t gamble away most of that.

Sideline Reporter: See.

Tar-Aldarion: I gambled away every little bit of that.

Sideline Reporter: WHAT?!!!!!!!

Tar-Aldarion: Now, don’t get like that. I know how much you love me…

Sideline Reporter: DON’T YOU DARE TRY THAT ON ME!!!

Tar-Aldarion: We have to get out of here. King Durin has threatened to hand us over to Nari the Mad and Fali the Brokenbeard. I have a nasty feeling we don’t want to meet Nari the Mad and Fali the Brokenbeard.

Sideline Reporter: They’d probably treat me better!

Tar-Aldarion: Where are you going?

Sideline Reporter: To find myself a real man!!

Sideline Reporter exits casino, after telling the bouncers where to find Tar-Aldarion

Sideline Reporter: (talking on cell phone) Daddy, get the bedroom ready and tell Mom to brace herself, your darling little girl who you love very much is coming for a visit!

Elu Ancalime · 03-07-2006, 01:33 PM

Kuru was wrong!? Rofl, if I may.

++Gil-Galad
With the defeat of their leader, the Tribe of the Noldor will fall into ruin. (yay)
________
Mercedes-Benz M130 Engine

Anguirel · 03-07-2006, 01:57 PM

My line of attack is growing tedious.

++KHAMUL

How can we take seriously a supervillain apparently named after a humped, desert-dwelling herbivore?

In other news, Anguirel and his stalwart television crew find Murder on the Mordorient Express... coming soon

Gil-Galad · 03-07-2006, 06:10 PM

to save myself, i must

++KHAMUL

Lhunardawen · 03-07-2006, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gil-Galad

to save myself, i must

++KHAMUL

++KHAMUL

Not really to save you, Gil, but to save my dear Ereinion.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moderadacil

(if Lhuna is my sister, and Nilp is her brother, and Eomer is brother or cousin, then they're all my kinsmen, right?)

I'm sure it's supposed to be more complicated than that, but that must be the Lhunatic side of me speaking.

mormegil · 03-08-2006, 12:51 AM

++Elendil

He didn't cut the ring off Sauron's finger. He didn't take the white tree. He really was somewhat worthless and his sons were prats.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-08-2006, 04:55 AM

++Erendis

Kill! Kill! Kill!

03-07-2006, 01:18 PM	#1
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	Announcer: And we’re back. This portion of the program is brought to you by the number twelve. Remember, anytime you need a number following eleven or preceding thirteen, think of twelve. Bob, what do you make of the action? Color Commentator: Well Cliff, the results of yesterday’s voting have reduced Kuruharan to a state of hysteria. Let’s go to the field. Announcer: We can’t! We’ve lost our sideline reporter! Color Commentator: We still have a cameraman and a microphone. Let’s listen. Kuruharan: My tie, my beautiful TIE!! It was RUINED!! It was such an exquisite compromise, so wonderfully crafted, so elegantly conceived, so, so…perfect. It would have left everybody equally angry and bitter. weeps. All spoiled by that interloper, that, that shameless…well, ooookay. It is kind of hard to stay mad at spawn. But I’ll have you know I was this >< close to being really angry. Announcer: Well, I’m glad we got that out of our system! But ranting and raving won’t cure the hole that has been torn in my poor little heart! Waaaahhhhh Color Commentator: Oh, will you stop?! Here have a drink of vodka! Officer Walley: Stop right there! Contraband! You’re under arrest! Color Commentator: You’ll never take me alive copper!!! jumps out of booth window Announcer and Officer Wally: Gosh I hope not! Meanwhile, Alas, Secret Agent Double Oh-Point Five was so close, but so far. As he was being whisked off to Mordor in an attempt to do away with him, the object of his affectio…quest was mere miles away. Scene: Inside the Khazad-dum Sigin-tarag Flagship Resort et Casino. Sideline Reporter: What do you mean we can’t stay to see the Tu Duo concert!!! That was why we came here!!! DON’T YOU LOVE ME?!! gets the whole big eyes and trembling lips thing going Tar-Aldarion: (Ugh! That reminds me of somebody!!) Of course, I love you darling. It’s just…we have to get out of here! Sideline Reporter: Why, boopsie? Tar-Aldarion: I…seem to have…gambled away most of the revenues of Numenor. Sideline Reporter: So? I have money. Tar-Aldarion: Oh, I didn’t gamble away most of that. Sideline Reporter: See. Tar-Aldarion: I gambled away every little bit of that. Sideline Reporter: WHAT?!!!!!!! Tar-Aldarion: Now, don’t get like that. I know how much you love me… Sideline Reporter: DON’T YOU DARE TRY THAT ON ME!!! Tar-Aldarion: We have to get out of here. King Durin has threatened to hand us over to Nari the Mad and Fali the Brokenbeard. I have a nasty feeling we don’t want to meet Nari the Mad and Fali the Brokenbeard. Sideline Reporter: They’d probably treat me better! Tar-Aldarion: Where are you going? Sideline Reporter: To find myself a real man!! Sideline Reporter exits casino, after telling the bouncers where to find Tar-Aldarion Sideline Reporter: (talking on cell phone) Daddy, get the bedroom ready and tell Mom to brace herself, your darling little girl who you love very much is coming for a visit! __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

03-07-2006, 01:33 PM	#2
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Kuru was wrong!? Rofl, if I may. ++Gil-Galad With the defeat of their leader, the Tribe of the Noldor will fall into ruin. (yay) ________ Mercedes-Benz M130 Engine Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:22 PM.

03-07-2006, 01:57 PM	#3
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	My line of attack is growing tedious. ++KHAMUL How can we take seriously a supervillain apparently named after a humped, desert-dwelling herbivore? In other news, Anguirel and his stalwart television crew find Murder on the Mordorient Express... coming soon __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

03-07-2006, 06:10 PM	#4
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	to save myself, i must ++KHAMUL __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-08-2006, 12:51 AM	#6
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	++Elendil He didn't cut the ring off Sauron's finger. He didn't take the white tree. He really was somewhat worthless and his sons were prats. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

03-08-2006, 04:55 AM	#7
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Save Khamûl! ++Erendis Kill! Kill! Kill! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...