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Anguirel · 03-06-2006, 08:32 AM

The riddle of the Entwives is solved...they ran off en masse to cohabit with that Don Giovanni Smeagol...

The Only Real Estel · 03-06-2006, 12:04 PM

Gollum: "No I'm not done yet!!!"

Bêthberry · 03-06-2006, 12:20 PM

Gollem: "Eat tree bark? What do you think I am? A vegetarian?"

OR:

Gollem to Tollers: "What? You want me to pose touching this pinus nigra for my last picture?"

Maeggaladiel · 03-06-2006, 12:58 PM

Smeagol takes up Tree Stealing in order to fund his ring addiction. Only 60 more firs, 12 oaks, and 7 larches left before he had enough money to buy the preciouss back from Frodo.

OR

"Smeagol can run, but he can't hide from Gollum, precious!!!"
"He finds us again!! Has to be a way to get rid of him, preciouss!"

HerenIstarion · 03-06-2006, 01:00 PM

Sam: Easy, Gollum, easy... (turning to Frodo) ... I told you he's stronger when mad, Mr Frodo, I told you! You should have never tried to make him swear by his precious!
Frodo: Good Smeagol, nice master... (turning to Sam) ... Stronger?! Stronger?I He took that whole pine out, roots and all! Good Smeagol... nice... What shall we do now?
Sam: Easy, Gollum, easy... I'd say run for it, Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: What if he's also faster when mad? Good Smeagol, nice master...
Sam: Dunno, Mr Frodo... easy, Go...ouch...that hurt...no, stop that... a-ah... run Mr. Frodo, ru...ouch...

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-06-2006, 01:33 PM

Gollum realised that, once again, the thing he kicked thinking to be a football, was, in fact, a bee's nest.

Lalwendë · 03-06-2006, 02:25 PM

The burly Highlanders quaked in their boots as Gollum decided to take part in the Caber Toss event.

mormegil · 03-06-2006, 02:45 PM

(Sorry in advance for the potty humor, again

)

Gollum: If you can find a better tree with less visibility, you let me know.

or

Smeagol: Nasty bark, not good eats at all.

Gollum: NO! Not at all precious still it's better than Sam's tatter stew.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-07-2006, 12:36 AM

Gollum at tree pic:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lalwendë

The burly Highlanders quaked in their boots as Gollum decided to take part in the Caber Toss event.

Unfortunately he came to the 'Cave Troll' event. A thing that involved Cave Trolls throwing trees around... It was not a pleasant sight.

Other Gollum Pic:

Mr. Smeagol was trying on some of the latest wigs.

03-06-2006, 08:32 AM	#1
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	The riddle of the Entwives is solved...they ran off en masse to cohabit with that Don Giovanni Smeagol... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

03-06-2006, 12:20 PM	#3
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	Gollem: "Eat tree bark? What do you think I am? A vegetarian?" OR: Gollem to Tollers: "What? You want me to pose touching this pinus nigra for my last picture?" __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

03-06-2006, 12:58 PM	#4
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Smeagol takes up Tree Stealing in order to fund his ring addiction. Only 60 more firs, 12 oaks, and 7 larches left before he had enough money to buy the preciouss back from Frodo. OR "Smeagol can run, but he can't hide from Gollum, precious!!!" "He finds us again!! Has to be a way to get rid of him, preciouss!" __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

03-06-2006, 01:00 PM	#5
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Sam: Easy, Gollum, easy... (turning to Frodo) ... I told you he's stronger when mad, Mr Frodo, I told you! You should have never tried to make him swear by his precious! Frodo: Good Smeagol, nice master... (turning to Sam) ... Stronger?! Stronger?I He took that whole pine out, roots and all! Good Smeagol... nice... What shall we do now? Sam: Easy, Gollum, easy... I'd say run for it, Mr. Frodo. Frodo: What if he's also faster when mad? Good Smeagol, nice master... Sam: Dunno, Mr Frodo... easy, Go...ouch...that hurt...no, stop that... a-ah... run Mr. Frodo, ru...ouch... __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

03-06-2006, 01:33 PM	#6
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gollum realised that, once again, the thing he kicked thinking to be a football, was, in fact, a bee's nest. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-06-2006, 12:04 PM	#2
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gollum: "No I'm not* done yet!!!*"

03-06-2006, 02:25 PM	#7
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	The burly Highlanders quaked in their boots as Gollum decided to take part in the Caber Toss event. __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-06-2006, 02:45 PM	#8
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	(Sorry in advance for the potty humor, again ) Gollum: If you can find a better tree with less visibility, you let me know. or Smeagol: Nasty bark, not good eats at all. Gollum: NO! Not at all precious still it's better than Sam's tatter stew. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”