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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
Posts: 2,778
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Update on the Hunt for Amanda
HEAVILY ARMOURED FIGURE: (speaking through visor) Well, here we are in Andunie, and before I take ship for Middle-earth I'm intending to interview Her Majesty Queen Erendis, who may have important evidence regarding Amanda's location.
ERENDIS: May have? Is that any way to address your sovereign? HEAVILY ARMOURED FIGURE: Well, er, technically... ERENDIS: Particularly when her feckless husband had sailed away with some slag to a rock concert, leaving her heartbroken... ANGUIREL: (for it is he) Wait! Slag? Rock concert? Where was this... ERENDIS: Silence, rascal. Do not befoul my regal and tragic dignity with your coarse questions. ANGUIREL: No, no, Your Majesty, that wasn't the intention at all... (Enter the Elendili, carrying imposing swords.) ELENDIL: Is that journo spiv giving you trouble, Ma'am? (Anguirel clanks from the scene as subtly as possible.)
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