Survivor: The Second Age - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Anguirel · 02-28-2006, 03:58 PM

Transparently a berth in the bilges...

Kuruharan · 03-02-2006, 08:37 AM

Announcer: And we’re back to Second Age Survivor, brought to you by Fast Fat. Remember, to gain back all that tricky weight you lost while dieting, take Fast Fat! I’m joined in the booth by Bob, but now for a report by our sideline reporter Amanda.

Sideline Reporter: (Lower the camera angle!) Thank you Cliff. The recent action has been the most boring so far in Second Age Survivor. Not since the finale of Hobbit Survivor has anything been duller. Even the contestants are bored and have started a conga/limbo line.

Announcer: mmmaaaahhh…what, sorry! Whuh, Bob!

Color Commentator: Whaat?!

Announcer: Your analysis.

Color Commentator: Oh, uhhhh, Isildur made it through the limbo without any trouble whatsoever. Sauron was stuck for a moment but then he decided to step over. Tar-Miriel pulled out a broadsword and chopped the limbo stick in half. This caused a bit of a problem until everybody grabbed Fimbrethil and used her as the limbo stick. When Treebeard came through, he’d forgotten that she was there and accidentally trampled her. This caused the dance to break up in confusion as paramedics stormed the building, inflicting a few more casualties.

Announcer: What will happen now?

Color Commentator: I’m going to order a nice brandy.

Mr. Billy Club hits Bob on the noggin

Color Commentator: I mean, I think Kuruharan will vote for…

++ Amandil

…completely at random to show solidarity with those who are protesting all the group think that was going on earlier.

Announcer: We’ll be right back.

arcticstorm · 03-02-2006, 12:27 PM

I will now return to my vote from day 1
++Glorfindel

02-28-2006, 03:58 PM	#1
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Transparently a berth in the bilges... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

03-02-2006, 08:37 AM	#2
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	Announcer: And we’re back to Second Age Survivor, brought to you by Fast Fat. Remember, to gain back all that tricky weight you lost while dieting, take Fast Fat! I’m joined in the booth by Bob, but now for a report by our sideline reporter Amanda. Sideline Reporter: (Lower the camera angle!) Thank you Cliff. The recent action has been the most boring so far in Second Age Survivor. Not since the finale of Hobbit Survivor has anything been duller. Even the contestants are bored and have started a conga/limbo line. Announcer: mmmaaaahhh…what, sorry! Whuh, Bob! Color Commentator: Whaat?! Announcer: Your analysis. Color Commentator: Oh, uhhhh, Isildur made it through the limbo without any trouble whatsoever. Sauron was stuck for a moment but then he decided to step over. Tar-Miriel pulled out a broadsword and chopped the limbo stick in half. This caused a bit of a problem until everybody grabbed Fimbrethil and used her as the limbo stick. When Treebeard came through, he’d forgotten that she was there and accidentally trampled her. This caused the dance to break up in confusion as paramedics stormed the building, inflicting a few more casualties. Announcer: What will happen now? Color Commentator: I’m going to order a nice brandy. Mr. Billy Club hits Bob on the noggin Color Commentator: I mean, I think Kuruharan will vote for… ++ Amandil …completely at random to show solidarity with those who are protesting all the group think that was going on earlier. Announcer: We’ll be right back. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

03-02-2006, 12:27 PM	#3
arcticstorm Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN Posts: 464	I will now return to my vote from day 1 ++Glorfindel