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Holbytlass · 02-26-2006, 07:55 AM

SoggyBottom Boys
Merry: Um, I'm not changing him.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-26-2006, 08:46 AM

Well, the obvious:

THIS IS GANDALF THE GREY... UNCLOAKED!!

OR

Merry and Pippin wish they'd never joined the Lumberjack's association...

Valesse · 02-26-2006, 11:32 AM

Probably the most frightening thing about Fangorn was his inexplicable farmer's tan.

OR

Disturbing new evidence on the existance of giant forest newts.

Kitanna · 02-26-2006, 12:41 PM

Too much pipe weed + too much ale + lack of sleep = This

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-26-2006, 12:52 PM

After they were famous:

With Saruman defeated, Sauron fallen and nothing to do, Treebeard really let himself go.

OR

With Saruman defeated, Sauron fallen and nothing to do, Gandalf really let himself go.

Beanamir of Gondor · 02-26-2006, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitanna

Too much pipe weed + too much ale + lack of sleep = This

Orcsey filth! Ya beat me to it.

Merry: Hey, Pip? We didn't have any of that Longbottom Leaf last night, did we?
Pippin: Uh, no. This giant parsnip clutching us appears to be real.
Merry: Dang.

Elu Ancalime · 02-26-2006, 03:34 PM

Merry and Pippin are not found by Treebeard, but rather his Enting son Cabbagebush, who does not understand the Common tounge, so will take them to Methedras to throw off like rocks in a pond.
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Bong Review

Boromir88 · 02-26-2006, 08:45 PM

This is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables....

The Only Real Estel · 03-01-2006, 11:46 AM

Gandalf: "What writing is this? Dwarven? Tengwar? Black Speech?"

PJ: "Sharpie."

02-26-2006, 07:55 AM	#1
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	SoggyBottom Boys Merry: Um, I'm not changing him. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

02-26-2006, 08:46 AM	#2
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Well, the obvious: THIS IS GANDALF THE GREY... UNCLOAKED!! OR Merry and Pippin wish they'd never joined the Lumberjack's association... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-26-2006, 11:32 AM	#3
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Probably the most frightening thing about Fangorn was his inexplicable farmer's tan. OR Disturbing new evidence on the existance of giant forest newts. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

02-26-2006, 12:41 PM	#4
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Too much pipe weed + too much ale + lack of sleep = This __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

02-26-2006, 12:52 PM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	After they were famous: With Saruman defeated, Sauron fallen and nothing to do, Treebeard really let himself go. OR With Saruman defeated, Sauron fallen and nothing to do, Gandalf really let himself go. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-26-2006, 03:34 PM	#7
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	If the Entwives stuck around in the War of the Ring: Merry and Pippin are not found by Treebeard, but rather his Enting son Cabbagebush, who does not understand the Common tounge, so will take them to Methedras to throw off like rocks in a pond. ________ Bong Review Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:14 PM.

02-26-2006, 08:45 PM	#8
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	This is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables.... __________________ Fenris Penguin

03-01-2006, 11:46 AM	#9
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gandalf: "What writing is this? Dwarven? Tengwar? Black Speech?" PJ: "Sharpie."