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Adutincowen · 04-05-2003, 09:39 PM

It just so happens, my friend has a copy of The Precious (which she wears around on asilver chain, no less!) and every so often a conversation like this happens:

Me: "Can I wear that necklace?"
Her: "The one with The Precious?"
Me: "Yes!"
Her: "Why?"
Me: "Because they stole it from ussssss! Nasty Hobbitssss!"
Her: ......
Me: "...and we WANTSSS IT BACK!!"

(this makes perfect sense to us, as she is the approximate size of a Hobbit)

[ April 05, 2003: Message edited by: Adutincowen ]

04-05-2003, 09:39 PM	#1
Adutincowen Pile O'Bones Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: I hail from Middle Earth Posts: 18	It just so happens, my friend has a copy of The Precious (which she wears around on asilver chain, no less!) and every so often a conversation like this happens: Me: "Can I wear that necklace?" Her: "The one with The Precious?" Me: "Yes!" Her: "Why?" Me: "Because they stole it from ussssss! Nasty Hobbitssss!" Her: ...... Me: "...and we WANTSSS IT BACK!!" (this makes perfect sense to us, as she is the approximate size of a Hobbit) [ April 05, 2003: Message edited by: Adutincowen ] __________________ * Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. ~Adutincowen Whitetree~