LOTR jokes actually done

[the guy who be short]

I was in math class day dreaming and my teacher asked my for an answer to the classwork... I pointed my pecil at him and said,"If you want it come and claim it!"
Big mistake, but I was supported by other LotR fans.

when does this happen again? ive forgotten

i always go around singing all the lord of the rings songs, i have memorised lots. such as the song of the ent and entwife, the lay of gil galad, the road goes ever on and on, seek for the sword that was broken... it goes on. i also always quote lines.