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Meela · 02-11-2006, 03:28 PM

Gimli's prize for killing the most Orcs at Helm's Deep was a piggy-back ride from Legolas all the way back to Edoras.

Glirdan · 02-11-2006, 03:43 PM

Legolas: Ok, Gandalf, if you uncloak one more time, I swear, I will shoot this Dwarf at you!!

The Only Real Estel · 02-11-2006, 04:19 PM

Legolas: "Gandalf, what's wrong with you?"

Gandalf: "I don't know what you mean Legolas, I feel fine."

Legolas: "But you're...cloaked!"

Glirdan · 02-11-2006, 05:21 PM

Legolas: Gimli?

Gimli: Yes?

Legolas: Where are we?

Gimli: I believe we are.... you know what?

Legolas: What?

Gimli: I do believe we are lost!

Legolas: I HATE MAPQUEST!!!

Elu Ancalime · 02-11-2006, 09:04 PM

Bilbo double-dog-dared Gimli to pick-pocket Legolas' Travel Pouch that had his Dove, L'oreal Shampoo, and Crest Whitening inside, and try and eat the Lembas out of his pack -without using his hands. A dwarf, or course, wont let a hobbit show him up....
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Lincoln blackwood

The Elf-warrior · 02-11-2006, 10:45 PM

Legolas: "I predict that within ten seconds Pippin will do something incredibly stupid. I can see it in his eyes."

Lhunardawen · 02-11-2006, 10:58 PM

Gimli: "Just because you are far-seeing it doesn't mean you're the Seer!"

OR

Legolas: "...one hundred. You can stop brushing my hair now, Gimli."

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-11-2006, 11:16 PM

Legolas: Where is the train to Hogwarts?

Gimli: I think it's not here.

Legolas: STUPID MAPQUEST!

The Only Real Estel · 02-19-2006, 09:13 PM

Bilbo enjoys his new copy of Documentary and Summary of Tol-In-Gaurhoth.

Bilbo: “Tol-In-Gaurhoth XC...werewolves win...Tol-In-Gaurhoth C...moderator wins!!??”

Lhunardawen · 02-20-2006, 01:55 AM

Bilbo's tried-and-tested sleeping pill: a Physics book.

OR

Bilbo shares an intimate moment with his walking stick.

Naria · 02-20-2006, 01:38 PM

Bilbo finds a book on Esthetics for Hobbits and reads the section on: How To Wax Ones Feet.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-20-2006, 01:50 PM

Bilbo's to do list:

Wednesday = Kill Elrond
Thursday = Steal all his shoes.

Farael · 02-12-2006, 01:07 AM

Gimli tries to pull a prank on Legolas yet after months of traveling without a shower, his body smell gives him away

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-12-2006, 07:21 AM

Legolas can only stare in amazement, as Treebeard starts break-dancing.

OR

Legolas: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Gimli: What? Sweaty and sticky with screaming kids running around and throwing sand at each other?

narfforc · 02-12-2006, 08:12 AM

Legolas invents Middle-Earths first Elven-Bow seat belt

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 02-12-2006, 12:05 PM

A simple game that had kept the two amused since Helm's Deep:

Legolas: You have to press a little harder or I can't feel it. Umm, is it... a house? A flower?

Gimli: A circle...

edit: My 1000th post.

Oddwen · 02-12-2006, 09:50 PM

The Denethor pic...

Denethor: Doom, doom! My son is dead, we will burn, we will all burn! *pauses* *stares at camera*
Well, look at that! There's a spot on the wall! What do I keep these servants for?!? SERVAAAAAAAAANTS!!! TO ME WITH A DUSTRAG!

The Legimli pic...

Gimli grew increasingly agitated, as repeatedly during his monologues and closeups the elf dodged in front of him to pose.

Or...

L: Gimli, do you hear that?
G: What?
L: Nothing.
G: Fine, then.
L: Do you hear Nothing?
G: I don't hear anything.
L: I can't hear anything either, just Nothing.
G: You hear nothing and nobody?
L: I can't hear Nobody, he's miles away by now. I only hear Nothing.
G: *mutters* Probably because that's what's in your head...
L: I heard that!

The Only Real Estel · 02-14-2006, 04:02 PM

Appropriate for the day...

Grima: "Oh come on, it's not a difficult question Eowyn! Will you or will you not be my valentine?"

Gil-Galad · 02-14-2006, 05:41 PM

Grima: your eyes are like the pits of Orthanc and i'm a sleeping Ent being thrown into it

Glirdan · 02-14-2006, 05:46 PM

I'm sorry for this corny pickup line, but I can't resist.

Grima: Do you work at Subway? Because you're hot, fresh and toasty!

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The Elf-warrior · 02-14-2006, 10:32 PM

Eowyn starts to wonder if Grima is a vampire.

02-11-2006, 03:28 PM	#1
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Gimli's prize for killing the most Orcs at Helm's Deep was a piggy-back ride from Legolas all the way back to Edoras. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

02-11-2006, 03:43 PM	#2
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Legolas: Ok, Gandalf, if you uncloak one more time, I swear, I will shoot this Dwarf at you!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-11-2006, 04:19 PM	#3
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Legolas sees Gandalf the Grey... Legolas: "Gandalf, what's wrong with you?" Gandalf: "I don't know what you mean Legolas, I feel fine." Legolas: "But you're...cloaked!"

02-11-2006, 05:21 PM	#4
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Resurection Time!! Legolas: Gimli? Gimli: Yes? Legolas: Where are we? Gimli: I believe we are.... you know what? Legolas: What? Gimli: I do believe we are lost! Legolas: I HATE MAPQUEST!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-11-2006, 09:04 PM	#5
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Bilbo double-dog-dared Gimli to pick-pocket Legolas' Travel Pouch that had his Dove, L'oreal Shampoo, and Crest Whitening inside, and try and eat the Lembas out of his pack -without using his hands. A dwarf, or course, wont let a hobbit show him up.... ________ Lincoln blackwood Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:00 PM.

02-11-2006, 10:45 PM	#6
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Legolas: "I predict that within ten seconds Pippin will do something incredibly stupid. I can see it in his eyes." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

02-11-2006, 10:58 PM	#7
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Gimli: "Just because you are far-seeing it doesn't mean you're the Seer!" OR Legolas: "...one hundred. You can stop brushing my hair now, Gimli."

02-11-2006, 11:16 PM	#8
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Two for the price of one! Legolas: Where is the train to Hogwarts? Gimli: I think it's not here. Legolas: STUPID MAPQUEST! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-19-2006, 09:13 PM	#9
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Bilbo enjoys his new copy of Documentary and Summary of Tol-In-Gaurhoth. Bilbo: “Tol-In-Gaurhoth XC...werewolves win...Tol-In-Gaurhoth C...moderator wins!!??”

02-20-2006, 01:55 AM	#10
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Bilbo's tried-and-tested sleeping pill: a Physics book. OR Bilbo shares an intimate moment with his walking stick.

02-20-2006, 01:38 PM	#11
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 500	Bilbo finds a book on Esthetics for Hobbits and reads the section on: How To Wax Ones Feet.

02-20-2006, 01:50 PM	#12
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Bilbo's to do list: Wednesday = Kill Elrond Thursday = Steal all his shoes. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-12-2006, 01:07 AM	#13
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Gimli tries to pull a prank on Legolas yet after months of traveling without a shower, his body smell gives him away __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

02-12-2006, 07:21 AM	#14
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Legolas can only stare in amazement, as Treebeard starts break-dancing. OR Legolas: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Gimli: What? Sweaty and sticky with screaming kids running around and throwing sand at each other? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-12-2006, 08:12 AM	#15
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Legolas invents Middle-Earths first Elven-Bow seat belt __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

02-12-2006, 12:05 PM	#16
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	A simple game that had kept the two amused since Helm's Deep: Legolas: You have to press a little harder or I can't feel it. Umm, is it... a house? A flower? Gimli: A circle... edit: My 1000th post. __________________ Fenris Wolf

02-12-2006, 09:50 PM	#17
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	The Denethor pic... Denethor: Doom, doom! My son is dead, we will burn, we will all burn! pauses stares at camera Well, look at that! There's a spot on the wall! What do I keep these servants for?!? SERVAAAAAAAAANTS!!! TO ME WITH A DUSTRAG! The Legimli pic... Gimli grew increasingly agitated, as repeatedly during his monologues and closeups the elf dodged in front of him to pose. Or... L: Gimli, do you hear that? G: What? L: Nothing. G: Fine, then. L: Do you hear Nothing? G: I don't hear anything. L: I can't hear anything either, just Nothing. G: You hear nothing and nobody? L: I can't hear Nobody, he's miles away by now. I only hear Nothing. G: mutters Probably because that's what's in your head... L: I heard that! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

02-14-2006, 04:02 PM	#18
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Happy Valentine's Day!!! Appropriate for the day... Grima: "Oh come on, it's not a difficult question Eowyn! Will you or will you not be my valentine?"

02-14-2006, 05:41 PM	#19
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Grima: your eyes are like the pits of Orthanc and i'm a sleeping Ent being thrown into it __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-14-2006, 05:46 PM	#20
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	I'm sorry for this corny pickup line, but I can't resist. Grima: Do you work at Subway? Because you're hot, fresh and toasty! ( ) __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-14-2006, 10:32 PM	#21
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Eowyn starts to wonder if Grima is a vampire. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.