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THE Ka · 02-09-2006, 07:02 PM

Fortunately, Eru who had been taking a coffee break on the veranda was suddenly struck with a memory that Arda had been brought about somehow, by himself, and soon returned to place Middle Earth, in what it always has been, Arda. The one ring was included into this reboot by means of a sneaky virus, which just happened to be an unfashionable creature called Gollum. Who soon took upon a rat-race with a orc, a few oliphants, and Frodo ( with or without Sam).

~ Aesthete

Rune Son of Bjarne · 02-09-2006, 07:19 PM

Unfortunately, at the same time Elrond the Swindler was stealing candy frome hobbit children.

Eonwe · 02-09-2006, 07:58 PM

Fortuantely, every hobbit child that he met was having its birthday celebration. He only thought he was stealing. But that works out just right. It satasfies Elrond's need to dominate those weaker than himself, without really hurting anyone.

JennyHallu · 02-09-2006, 09:16 PM

Unfortunately, all the candy gave Elrond a stomachache, and a large cavity.

Glirdan · 02-09-2006, 09:33 PM

Fortunately, The Mouth of Sauron's dentist was in Rivendell for a visit and he fixed that cavity up right away.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-10-2006, 12:31 AM

Unfortunately, the dentist went a bit mad and tried to cut Elrond's lips off.

The 1,000 Reader · 02-10-2006, 01:41 AM

Fortunately, religious aliens came by and turned Middle-Earth into a big ball of glass, killing the dentist before he could attack Elrond.

02-09-2006, 07:02 PM	#1
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, Eru who had been taking a coffee break on the veranda was suddenly struck with a memory that Arda had been brought about somehow, by himself, and soon returned to place Middle Earth, in what it always has been, Arda. The one ring was included into this reboot by means of a sneaky virus, which just happened to be an unfashionable creature called Gollum. Who soon took upon a rat-race with a orc, a few oliphants, and Frodo ( with or without Sam). ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

02-09-2006, 07:58 PM	#3
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortuantely, every hobbit child that he met was having its birthday celebration. He only thought he was stealing. But that works out just right. It satasfies Elrond's need to dominate those weaker than himself, without really hurting anyone. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

02-09-2006, 09:16 PM	#4
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	Unfortunately, all the candy gave Elrond a stomachache, and a large cavity. __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

02-09-2006, 09:33 PM	#5
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, The Mouth of Sauron's dentist was in Rivendell for a visit and he fixed that cavity up right away. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-10-2006, 12:31 AM	#6
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the dentist went a bit mad and tried to cut Elrond's lips off. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-10-2006, 01:41 AM	#7
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, religious aliens came by and turned Middle-Earth into a big ball of glass, killing the dentist before he could attack Elrond. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains