What do you "assign" to the Shire? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-02-2006, 08:33 PM

I assign stars to the Shire.

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No, wait, it wouldn't work.

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Okay, I assign the stars back to the heavens, where they belong. They're much prettier to look at from there. And if I did assign them to the Shire, they'd probably consume the land in a horrific explosion of compressed protons and annihilated electron-positron pairs.

Then, I'll assign gazing at more stars because some people forgot to open the streetlights to your street to the Shire.

Much better, yes?

02-02-2006, 08:33 PM	#11
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	<-- stars I assign stars to the Shire. . . . No, wait, it wouldn't work. . . . . . . Okay, I assign the stars back to the heavens, where they belong. They're much prettier to look at from there. And if I did assign them to the Shire, they'd probably consume the land in a horrific explosion of compressed protons and annihilated electron-positron pairs. Then, I'll assign gazing at more stars because some people forgot to open the streetlights to your street to the Shire. Much better, yes? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...