45 Things Orcs never say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Valesse · 01-28-2006, 12:56 PM

1) Mauve is a soothing color, you know.
2) So I'm trying a new diet shake... less carbs.
3) I learned how to square dance the other night!
4) Okay... Guess what an Architeuthis is!
5) A Merry, merry un-birthday to you too!
6) Gil-Bucks, anyone?
7) Its the thought that counts.
8) I spy with my little eye.. something thats periwinkle blue!
9) Do you listen to smooth jazz?
10) They aren't working us hard enough.

suncrafter · 03-29-2006, 05:30 AM

Thank you for all the good ideas! Anybody have any more?

Morsul the Dark · 03-29-2006, 09:22 AM

-does this armor make me look fat?
-It all started when was a young lad my mother would............etc
-What a cute little puppy hey puppy wanna play fetch?
-look at the cute little baby goodeedoo goobeboobooboo
-(after an orc sneezes) Bless you, or Gusundheit
-(when departing) goodbye, fare well, have a nice day
-(during orc talent show) Oh Romeo Romeo where art thou romeo?
-(while working) HiHo HiHo its off the work we go *Whistling*
-You know that Gandalf guy is pretty cool
-Can't we all just get along?

JennyHallu · 03-29-2006, 09:37 AM

Boo!

Legolas in spandex · 04-08-2006, 02:57 PM

My knees are ashy
I smell horrid
hand me my pink scabbard

suncrafter · 05-08-2006, 01:51 AM

Those are good. Thank you.

suncrafter · 06-05-2006, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legolas in spandex

My knees are ashy

"Ashy"? What is that?

Brinniel · 06-06-2006, 12:45 PM

-"Check out that elf! Man, she's hot...."
-"Hurry, we must destroy the One Ring!"
-sing "Keep it Gay" from The Producers
-"I really need a bath."
-"I'm afraid of the dark!"

01-28-2006, 12:56 PM	#1
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	1) Mauve is a soothing color, you know. 2) So I'm trying a new diet shake... less carbs. 3) I learned how to square dance the other night! 4) Okay... Guess what an Architeuthis is! 5) A Merry, merry un-birthday to you too! 6) Gil-Bucks, anyone? 7) Its the thought that counts. 8) I spy with my little eye.. something thats periwinkle blue! 9) Do you listen to smooth jazz? 10) They aren't working us hard enough. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

03-29-2006, 05:30 AM	#2
suncrafter Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 20	Thank you for all the good ideas! Anybody have any more? __________________ My cartoon website with ORCS!!!: http://www.normandcompany.com Stop in when you get the chance.

03-29-2006, 09:22 AM	#3
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	-does this armor make me look fat? -It all started when was a young lad my mother would............etc -What a cute little puppy hey puppy wanna play fetch? -look at the cute little baby goodeedoo goobeboobooboo -(after an orc sneezes) Bless you, or Gusundheit -(when departing) goodbye, fare well, have a nice day -(during orc talent show) Oh Romeo Romeo where art thou romeo? -(while working) HiHo HiHo its off the work we go Whistling -You know that Gandalf guy is pretty cool -Can't we all just get along? __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

03-29-2006, 09:37 AM	#4
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	Boo! __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

04-08-2006, 02:57 PM	#5
Legolas in spandex Wight Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 102	My knees are ashy I smell horrid hand me my pink scabbard __________________ "I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

05-08-2006, 01:51 AM	#6
suncrafter Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 20	Those are good. Thank you.

06-06-2006, 12:45 PM	#8
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	-"Check out that elf! Man, she's hot...." -"Hurry, we must destroy the One Ring!" -sing "Keep it Gay" from The Producers -"I really need a bath." -"I'm afraid of the dark!" __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum