45 Things Orcs never say

[Valesse]

1) Mauve is a soothing color, you know.
2) So I'm trying a new diet shake... less carbs.
3) I learned how to square dance the other night!
4) Okay... Guess what an Architeuthis is!
5) A Merry, merry un-birthday to you too!
6) Gil-Bucks, anyone?
7) Its the thought that counts.
8) I spy with my little eye.. something thats periwinkle blue!
9) Do you listen to smooth jazz?
10) They aren't working us hard enough.