45 Things Orcs never say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Beanamir of Gondor · 01-25-2006, 08:37 AM

I can't be instantly killed by a Gondorian/Rohirrim sword.
I can't be instantly killed by an Elf-arrow.
I'm good at fighting and surviving major battles.
I work for the good guys!
You know, Faramir, why can't we just be friends? Haven't we fought enough?
*same above for Boromir*
I can't be killed by small rocks thrown by Halflings.
Oh, I really need a Tic-Tac.

01-25-2006, 08:37 AM	#3
Beanamir of Gondor Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: the Shadow Gallery Posts: 276	Things orcs will never say I can't be instantly killed by a Gondorian/Rohirrim sword. I can't be instantly killed by an Elf-arrow. I'm good at fighting and surviving major battles. I work for the good guys! You know, Faramir, why can't we just be friends? Haven't we fought enough? same above for Boromir I can't be killed by small rocks thrown by Halflings. Oh, I really need a Tic-Tac. __________________ The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream."