45 Things Orcs never say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Beanamir of Gondor · 01-25-2006, 08:37 AM

I can't be instantly killed by a Gondorian/Rohirrim sword.
I can't be instantly killed by an Elf-arrow.
I'm good at fighting and surviving major battles.
I work for the good guys!
You know, Faramir, why can't we just be friends? Haven't we fought enough?
*same above for Boromir*
I can't be killed by small rocks thrown by Halflings.
Oh, I really need a Tic-Tac.

Valesse · 01-25-2006, 09:08 AM

1) What we really need is a dance team.
2) Have you ever considered how your life might be different if you were... well.. a classical musician?
3) Do you have any Grey Poupon?
4) My favorite color is the -rainbow-

5) Watch where you walk everyone! This grass has been freashly trimmed!
6) I keep getting this nagging feeling as if I'm forgetting to go out and enjoy life.
7) Did you catch <insert popular TV show title here> last night?
8) I'm thinking about taking up the violin.
9) Maybe I should get my palm read... what do you think?
10) B-I-N-G-O! B-I-N-G-O! B-I-N-G-O! And Bingo was his name-o!

suncrafter · 01-26-2006, 12:17 AM

Those are great... Thank you... I'll add them to my Orc website the next time update it.

Thinlómien · 01-27-2006, 11:53 AM

The orcs don't say either:
1. Aww! How cute!
2. I cut my finger and it's bleeding... I'm gonna die!
3. Could I have some more tea, please?
4. I'm sorry./ I apologise.
5. Sorry, I can't come - I have to go to manicurist, you know.
6. Send my kind regards to your family.
7. I love you.
8. Be careful! You might break my porcelain cats!
9. Don't take it, my dear - it's her doll, not yours.
10. Count to ten before you do anything rash... One... Two... Three...

Elu Ancalime · 01-27-2006, 04:21 PM

-Sauron cares about my survival in battle!

-We should go hang out with the Ogor-hai sometime.

-Maggot! How rude.

-Well, I guess you can have the shiny shirt. And take the halflings too for the heck of it.

-Ah! I love the Sun's rays warming my face! (goblins in TTT)

-"Ut?lie'n aur?! Aiya Eldali? ar Atanat?ri, ut?lie'n aur?!" Isn't that cool? It helps to be bilingul when you go to war.

-See that guy at the top of that tower? The one with the weird Eye? What a loser.
(Grishnakh)

-So like, I slept over at Arwen's last night, and she was all "Aragorn asked me out!" And I was like "Omigawd!!! That's so sweet! When's your first date?" And she was like "As soon as he destroys you and your army!"
(Gothmog in movie)
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Farael · 01-28-2006, 02:09 AM

-Owie!! I hit my little toe.

-Uhhh Ohhhh broke a nail, broke a nail!!

-No, seriously now, if you consider the economic crisis the lands of Umbar had gone through in the last half a decade, you would realize the monarchial system is not working for the vast majority of us.

-Sauronwho?

Valesse · 01-28-2006, 12:56 PM

1) Mauve is a soothing color, you know.
2) So I'm trying a new diet shake... less carbs.
3) I learned how to square dance the other night!
4) Okay... Guess what an Architeuthis is!
5) A Merry, merry un-birthday to you too!
6) Gil-Bucks, anyone?
7) Its the thought that counts.
8) I spy with my little eye.. something thats periwinkle blue!
9) Do you listen to smooth jazz?
10) They aren't working us hard enough.

01-25-2006, 08:37 AM	#1
Beanamir of Gondor Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: the Shadow Gallery Posts: 276	Things orcs will never say I can't be instantly killed by a Gondorian/Rohirrim sword. I can't be instantly killed by an Elf-arrow. I'm good at fighting and surviving major battles. I work for the good guys! You know, Faramir, why can't we just be friends? Haven't we fought enough? same above for Boromir I can't be killed by small rocks thrown by Halflings. Oh, I really need a Tic-Tac. __________________ The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream."

01-25-2006, 09:08 AM	#2
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	1) What we really need is a dance team. 2) Have you ever considered how your life might be different if you were... well.. a classical musician? 3) Do you have any Grey Poupon? 4) My favorite color is the -rainbow- 5) Watch where you walk everyone! This grass has been freashly trimmed! 6) I keep getting this nagging feeling as if I'm forgetting to go out and enjoy life. 7) Did you catch <insert popular TV show title here> last night? 8) I'm thinking about taking up the violin. 9) Maybe I should get my palm read... what do you think? 10) B-I-N-G-O! B-I-N-G-O! B-I-N-G-O! And Bingo was his name-o! __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

01-27-2006, 11:53 AM	#4
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	The orcs don't say either: 1. Aww! How cute! 2. I cut my finger and it's bleeding... I'm gonna die! 3. Could I have some more tea, please? 4. I'm sorry./ I apologise. 5. Sorry, I can't come - I have to go to manicurist, you know. 6. Send my kind regards to your family. 7. I love you. 8. Be careful! You might break my porcelain cats! 9. Don't take it, my dear - it's her doll, not yours. 10. Count to ten before you do anything rash... One... Two... Three... __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

01-27-2006, 04:21 PM	#5
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	-Sauron cares about my survival in battle! -We should go hang out with the Ogor-hai sometime. -Maggot! How rude. -Well, I guess you can have the shiny shirt. And take the halflings too for the heck of it. -Ah! I love the Sun's rays warming my face! (goblins in TTT) -"Ut?lie'n aur?! Aiya Eldali? ar Atanat?ri, ut?lie'n aur?!" Isn't that cool? It helps to be bilingul when you go to war. -See that guy at the top of that tower? The one with the weird Eye? What a loser. (Grishnakh) -So like, I slept over at Arwen's last night, and she was all "Aragorn asked me out!" And I was like "Omigawd!!! That's so sweet! When's your first date?" And she was like "As soon as he destroys you and your army!" (Gothmog in movie) ________ Legal Marijuana Dispensary Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:51 PM.

01-28-2006, 02:09 AM	#6
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	-Owie!! I hit my little toe. -Uhhh Ohhhh broke a nail, broke a nail!! -No, seriously now, if you consider the economic crisis the lands of Umbar had gone through in the last half a decade, you would realize the monarchial system is not working for the vast majority of us. -Sauronwho? __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

01-26-2006, 12:17 AM	#3
suncrafter Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 20	Those are great... Thank you... I'll add them to my Orc website the next time update it.

01-28-2006, 12:56 PM	#7
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	1) Mauve is a soothing color, you know. 2) So I'm trying a new diet shake... less carbs. 3) I learned how to square dance the other night! 4) Okay... Guess what an Architeuthis is! 5) A Merry, merry un-birthday to you too! 6) Gil-Bucks, anyone? 7) Its the thought that counts. 8) I spy with my little eye.. something thats periwinkle blue! 9) Do you listen to smooth jazz? 10) They aren't working us hard enough. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos