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01-19-2006, 03:26 PM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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The husbands do all the earning and are threatening to cut up all the wives credit cards! In fact, they now have an activist group (Furious and Tubby or F.A.T.) that is calling on enraged anti-Beorn husbands everywhere to do just that!! F.A.T. will not be stopped until Beorn has been given the unceremonious ejection he so richly deserves. (I have a feeling I'm about to accomplish my goal of removing any semblance of sanity from this thread.  )
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01-19-2006, 09:30 PM
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Riveting Ribbiter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Assigned to Mordor
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Maybe I can. Beorn is still a shape-shifting hippie, and still uselessly annoying. He came in last in all of the most recent nature trail races due to his constant detours to look for honey. And in addition, F.A.T. members will certainly be irritated if their ends are only achieved through an accidental alliance with their arch-enemies... ++BEORN
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01-19-2006, 11:09 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
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Keep up with the dwarf down-sizing! Give Kili a pink slip.
++KILI
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01-20-2006, 01:26 AM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
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We need to unite, and the Gloin voters are more intransigent. I say Dwarf reducers should follow me if we're to match the Beorn bandwagon.
--KILI, ++GLOIN Down with the hide-bound grocer hater!
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01-20-2006, 02:20 AM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
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To play the Devil's Advocate, I will make this appeal to the Davem demographic of voters (not that Davem is voting in this game, nor has a demographic appeared that follows his views... but whatever: I'm having fun).
Kili is a character found only in The Hobbit, where he comes to his unfortunately sticky end. As such, he is never seen as a living or breathing character in the true Legendarium- and is only met through Appendix A III. Gloin, however, is a living and breathing dwarf that we are privileged to meet in Rivendell. Furthermore, Gloin is a rare example of a character who gets wiser with age, for surely anyone can see that he had become less critical and more kindly in his old age. I agree that the Dwarves need culling- although I'm standing by my Beorn vote for now- but if push comes to shove, then I think I'll transfer my vote to Kili, to save the older Dwarf's skin. Anyway, if the argument of "Thranduil is Legolas' father = eviction" is valid, then Gloin ought to be kept for the same reason.
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
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01-20-2006, 06:17 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: far far away
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I cant take it i will vote for who i want.
--gloin ++beorn
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